Convincing Retards of stupid shit.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Phuck Ya, Mar 8, 2001.

  1. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    A couple of weeks ago I got on the bus and headed home from...I dont remember...and i took a seat at the back and then this retard gets on the bus and sits down a few seats away from me. he started talking to me, i ignored him for 5 minutes or so, then i said "You know, Im a bear hunter." he was like "reary? thats so ool!" i was like "yes, I have killed bears with nothing but my bare hands. he was like "maybe you teat me how kill bars?" i was like "how about we say I did and dont?" he was like "wha wha wha???" then i said "you know how big a bear testicle is? its the size of your fucking hand" his reply "wowowowowow!" then i got off the bus.

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  2. OllieRetard

    OllieRetard New Member

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    What the fuck are talking about? You stupid cunt.
     
  3. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    That's pretty funny.

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  4. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    That's pretty funny.

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    You mean phuck ya going to the back of the buss? Must mean he's either a nigger or a bitch!
     
  5. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    Or it means that I dont sit at the front of the bus you dumbshit?

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  6. kitana

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    When i was in high school, there was this one boy in the special needs class that was very sociable-he would go up to everybody to shake hands and say hello. Well, one day my friend and i ran into that boy in the hallway, and, as usual, he said hello and shook our hands, but then he smiled and grabbed my friend's balls. My friend had to restrain himself from hitting him. it was funny.

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  7. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phuck Ya:
    Or it means that I dont sit at the front of the bus you dumbshit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh come on phuck ya admit it...we are all friends here..
    you rode the short bus with tinted windows didnt you?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    When i was in high school, there was this one boy in the special needs class that was very sociable-he would go up to everybody to shake hands and say hello. Well, one day my friend and i ran into that boy in the hallway, and, as usual, he said hello and shook our hands, but then he smiled and grabbed my friend's balls. My friend had to restrain himself from hitting him. it was funny.

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    I wont hit you if you play with my balls
     
  9. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    ...Im white...??

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  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    I wont hit you if you play with my balls<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    are you asking me to play with your balls or are you asking my friend to play with your balls?
    my friend would probably play with your balls, but only if u suck his dick first and i would only play with your balls if i cut them off of you first.
    i know how to castrate.




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  11. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    Do you practice on yourself?

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  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phuck Ya:
    Do you practice on yourself?

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    i am a gurl, i cant practice on myself. i did practice on piglets, baby bulls, goats, and my dog.
    if you want, i can send you some pics of me castrating my dog.


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  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    so does this mean we arn't going out anymore? Im confused
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i am a gurl, i cant practice on myself. i did practice on piglets, baby bulls, goats, and my dog.
    if you want, i can send you some pics of me castrating my dog.
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    cool... can you send fluffy animal torture pics to....
    thatpsychogrrlkitana@mitchy2k.org .....
    and how about some pics of you in the buff.... preferably with props....
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    or dead children
     
  16. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    lol imc

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  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    so does this mean we arn't going out anymore? Im confused<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shut up, fag, i'll cut off your balls and stuff them down your throat. Mountain Oysters taste good...



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  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    cool... can you send fluffy animal torture pics to....
    thatpsychogrrlkitana@mitchy2k.org .....
    and how about some pics of you in the buff.... preferably with props....
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    i have pics of that, too. if you want to see them, e-mail me at kitana669@excite.com
    ???what do you mean by "in the buff" and "with props?"



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  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    or dead children<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And i have pics of dead children, too - lots of them. Deformalities, murder, illnesses, etc. U know my email...

    And pics of suicides, and autopsies, and stabbings, and cancer, and STDs...


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  20. Phuck Ya

    Phuck Ya New Member

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    by far some of the sickest shit i seen is on www.shownomercy.com. its got every kind og graphic death you can name..i high recommend it if you wanna shit your pants..go into the site and look around...sick shit..

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