Well folks, looks like this show's about to get started. Since there's libel to be nothing else on TV, I give you: The Gulf War II Drinking Game DRINK WHEN: - Bush is called a crusader x2 if its by saddam - Saddam is called evil x2 if its by bush - Iraq troops surrender to the media x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object - Iraq uses weapons it claims not to have - The united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have - A member of the media gets shot at A toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox) or arron brown(cnn) - Saddam uses a scud he doesnt have x2 if its towards Israel - The united states terrorist threat level changes - The united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11 - France goes pro US invasion - Germany takes the side of the united states in a global war - Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school - Someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch - Someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch - Anybody 'warns' anybody - The word "escalation" is used - Iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations - An American is shot down over iraq x2 if an iraqi makes in into an aircraft - An American is shot x2 if its by an enemy - The media compares the war to blackhawk down x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down - A puppet government is installed in iraq x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US - Saddam uses the word 'Zionist' x2 if its bin laden - You change your opinion on the war - The media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions x2 if its because of american military action Finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states - Iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors - Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers x2 if its with bullets - The saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing - North korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing x2 if they don't get away with it - Al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn" Finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera" - The conflict is compared to the vietnam war x2 if the word "quagmire" is used - Saddam goes missing Finish your drink if he is confimed killed - The pope is said to "pray for peace" - Bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear' Finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off - Richard armitage's neck shows up - If you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emerates on a map x2 if you even own a map of the region Finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly - Any of the following commentators are on tv: x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger x3 any former united states president - An actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year - An american reminds the french of world war one and two x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war - Saddam torches the oil fields - Someone reports from "the arab street" - Colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war - Anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake" - The american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief' - Tariq azziz's glasses get larger - Somebody says saddam "tortures his own people" - You momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek - An arab country staging american troops speaks against the war - An arrow anti-missle missle is fired x2 if it intercepts something - Tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks - God picks a side Finish your drink if its not yours - Somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress x2 if that person owns an S.U.V. - A protest sign attacks Bush directly x2 if it attacks saddam directly - The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts x2 if iraq tries the same thing wanna suggest? gulfwardrinkinggame@hotmail.com
Don't forget the most important rule: -Drink an entire bottle of hard alcohol every time Ambitious Procrastinator returns to the forums. Good to see you again, A.B.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: -Drink an entire bottle of hard alcohol every time Ambitious Procrastinator returns to the forums.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oooooh.. bitchehhh
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Don't forget the most important rule: -Drink an entire bottle of hard alcohol every time Ambitious Procrastinator returns to the forums. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow, this could get ugly. I'm game!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: Ni... Ni... Nico? You're alive?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, mangled but still alive. You know you just can't kill bad grass...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Yes, mangled but still alive. You know you just can't kill bad grass... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lawd knows I've tried...
Normally I would love to play a drinking game, but I think this one could get the best of me. All we would have to do is watch CNN for 5 minutes and the game would be over. Anyone up for a match?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrTim: Normally I would love to play a drinking game, but I think this one could get the best of me. All we would have to do is watch CNN for 5 minutes and the game would be over. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hell, I just surfed channels for 5 minutes and had to drain 2 Guinness. This is already getting expensive.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: Hell, I just surfed channels for 5 minutes and had to drain 2 Guinness. This is already getting expensive. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You roxor... Actually able to spell it correctly, even... Bonus points!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss: You roxor... Actually able to spell it correctly, even... Bonus points!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, I take my beer very seriously. After all, it is one of the 3 most important things in life.
