Ooooooh... FEEL the joy!!

You know that point that you eventually get to with your friends or a group of your associates - and there's this feeling of "This is the first time I've shared quite this special of a moment with all of you..." - Has anyone ever experienced that?

I'm having one of those kinda moments right now... As I type this, I'm getting chills down my very spine. With each gasp of air that I inhale, I shiver...

Yep... I'm typing this thread while taking a big, fat, healthy shit.

 

You and that fucking laptop.

 

Lucky bastard...I wish i could shit and post at the same time.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Dont Give A Fuck:
Lucky bastard...I wish i could shit and post at the same time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Two words: adult diapers.

 

yeah but nappies are a bit shitsmeary.. if i wanted shit smeared all over my ass i wouldn't bother with the toilet..

what he needs is a bucket by his pc.. maybe a bit of water in it for the satisfying 'plop'

 

Not a bucket beside his PC, he need to cut a hole in his chair and place the bucket under that.He wont have to move at all then.

 

yeah that's it.. a bit of brainstorming... what about attaching a cistern and something to carry away the waste?

*result.. i could make some cash from this*

 

Thats a fuckin good idea...now all we need to work out is how to get stuff into him so it can come out again.
Round the clock meals on wheels service?

 

dunno... dinner lady stuffs your department

 

ok i guess we can tube feed liquidized food 24/7.Set up a cold storage contraption which only need refilling once a week.I think liquids can be done through a drip.

 

tubes/liquids/pipes.. more profits for me

you want the contract for the liquidised food?

 

Sure i can do liquidized I'll use only the best ingrediants for you Lomo

 

lomo has his laptop.. it's for Mr DGAF.. tablescraps'll do

 

i work for a fire sprinkler companay so i can give you the pipe and the pumps you will need to pump the food and the waste

 

Fuck he i'd realised if was for him i wouldn't have put some much effort into thinking.
Well for him i'll post a sign onto an open window near him requesting any passers by to throw any unwanted food in.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Such a waste:
i work for a fire sprinkler companay so i can give you the pipe and the pumps you will need to pump the food and the waste<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i'm a pipefitter/plumber so i can get them myself... but if you're offering to buy them for us through your company i'm sure we can cut you in for a share of the profit

 

Buy??? I meant more like borrow them without their knowledge.

 

i worded that wrong i guess.. you order.. they pay