Hiya all....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Boris, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. Boris

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    Cruising around and stumbled into this cesspool of human filth.

    So how are you all doing ?
     
  2. Tojo Burbage

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    You talking about 'Natasha' Natasha...or another Natasha?
     
  3. Boris

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    You mean there is more than one ?


    I mean my Natasha. Natasha Fatale.

    Whos yours
     
  4. Smokey McPot

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    Hi, ever killed/raped/mutilated/tortured anyone?
     
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  6. Boris

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Dont Give A Fuck:
    Hi, ever killed/raped/mutilated/tortured anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Hiya, how are you doing. In answer to your post i think i have but i am not to sure. The killing part no but your mom did in fact drop the rape charges when she realised my cheque wouldnt bounce.

    Thanks for aking though

    Have a peachy day
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boris Badinoff:
    Why do newbies on here think people will be insulted if you mention fucking their mothers.Most regulars on have done it all ready.(fuck their own mothers that is)
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    Arrrrrrrrgh i fuckin hate it when the quote thing does that
     
  9. Boris

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    Are you a newbie as well, i see you're having a little trouble with the UBB codes.
    Here let me help you, click here to learn all about UBB


    ALL THE STUPIDS CLICK HERE


    That may alleviate your problems that you ar experiencing.

    Hope i helped ya a little there. Oh and your mom comment i feel was nothing more than a reflex action on your behalf. I mean i too could sense your shock when you realised that a n00bie slapped you in the face with a cold trout, not as cold as your moms bed though, but nearly

    Have a great day
     
  10. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boris Badinoff:
    You mean there is more than one ?

    I mean my Natasha. Natasha Fatale.

    Whos yours
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Natasha.

    *points upwards*
     
  11. Boris

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    *Looks upwards*
    *sees the roof of his house*
    *gets close to monitor and looks upwards*
    *sees dirt that he didnt clean off his screen*

    I'm lost. Which one are you talking about
     
  12. Tojo Burbage

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    See post no.5 in this thread?....that's her and she's mine.
     
  13. Boris

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    Yours ?
    As in owning ?

    Gotta help me a little here mate, i am kinda new to this whole message board thing
     
  14. Tojo Burbage

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    No, I don't own her, it's probably more reasonable to assume that it's some sort of 'fantasy' scenario that I have in my head that when we meet we'll just have wild and gratuitous sex purely for selfish and impersonal reasons...

    Still, you've gotta have a dream haven't you?
     
  15. Smokey McPot

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    Ouch, not a momma joke...

    Wait...You're gonna tell me it wasn't a joke, right?

     
  16. Boris

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    Dubya i had something like that once but i found out it was in fact illegal in 42 states so i had to put her down, fucking damn fine dog as well. Ah well

    And Mr Fuck i dont joke all my comedy is very serious
     
  17. Smokey McPot

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    Michael, you seriously won’t make it far on this forum with that attitude…I’m serious here man, people will post your personal info and in a few days you’ll get someone like IMC knocking on your door with a chainsaw, duck tape and a video camera.

    You probably think I’m kidding, but trust me man I’m deadly serious…Hey, I’m just looking out for you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you when you wake up with one of us at your door.
     
  18. Tojo Burbage

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    Scaremonger!!!....Michael there is no truth or validity whatsoever in Mr DGAF's missive.

    You can trust me and all other Veteran Fuglyites implicitly, and rest assured any problems you may have that you'd like to share we'll all be here for you.

    With that said, do you own a credit card?
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boris Badinoff:
    Are you a newbie as well, i see you're having a little trouble with the UBB codes.
    Here let me help you, click here to learn all about UBB


    ALL THE STUPIDS CLICK HERE


    That may alleviate your problems that you ar experiencing.

    Hope i helped ya a little there. Oh and your mom comment i feel was nothing more than a reflex action on your behalf. I mean i too could sense your shock when you realised that a n00bie slapped you in the face with a cold trout, not as cold as your moms bed though, but nearly

    Have a great day
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I have no problems with code especially as it's so easy on this forum..got little buttons to click.
    And as for a noobie slapping me..ummm think again fuckwit You obviously came onto the board after reading a few posts thinking you are capable of holding your own by saying you've fucked peoples mothers.If you really want to fuck my mum go ahead i don't think anyways been near her wrinkled dried old cunt for many many years so please make her day.
    When you have time from your studies as you're obviously a pathetic student who has thinks he's all that, go home do the washing up, tidy up a little then look around at your sad little life then go outside wait till a nice big truck comes ,lay down in the middle of the road, close your eyes say your goodbyes and die.
    Then maybe and just maybe you will leave you mark on this world.
     
  20. Smokey McPot

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    Actually, I was eating me a piece of that wrinkled dried old poontang pie just last night...HaHaHa, I'm just kidding

    I'll shut up now. please forgive me.

    OOOON ANOTHER NOTE...

    Boris seems to have left.
     

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