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And just where the fuck is aussie?

 

under your feet.

 

Quite fitting really, seing as I would end up stamping on your head if you ever turned up at my door.

 

If i turned up at your door, i'd kufu chop you dead before you could blink.

 

i meant kung fu

 

Piss off bitch, dont make me laugh! I'm a kufu master.

 

ok
Mr Miyagi
Watch your back.

 

Why would I want to watch my back when you will be knocking on my door? Good-luck trying to get my address bitch.

 

i will find you.

 

Maybe you will, if you ever manage to stop yourself from trawling the net looking for stupid little gifs to post.

 

I dont trawl i glide graciously. and u r going down

 

Sorry UT, I dont give head. Hold on in there and maybe you'll start getting some someday. But if it's any consollation, I will be raping your dead mouth after taking the back of your skull off with a brick.

 

I know you've having a hard time getting a date but resorting to raping my dead skull, thats just plain desperate.

 

Yeah, but just leaving you lying there, with your brains slowly sliding from out of your skull, it would be a waste not to. I dont kill for no reason.

 

But that's beside the point coz i'd kill your first anyway.

 

Kill my what? But that's better, at least you're not deluded into thinking you could kill me.

 

lmfao. I love all this foreplay.

 

I'd kill yourdog and then bash you to death with one of his severed legs.

 

I dont have a dog.

 

Not any more