I've been giving serious thought to blowing my own brains ou

Any thoughts as to how I might be able to best achieve this? I could go with the shotgun, but that's so fucking boring. I'd rather go out with a bit of creativity. Hell, if it's a really clever plan, it'll probably get on the evening news so ya'll can watch it for yourselves!

I could torch myself, using gasoline, then jump off of a tall building with twenty pounds of dynamite strapped to my body with a timer, so that, at the half-way point, I'll detonate into a million pieces of flaming tissue and bone, showering down upon a thoroughly nauseated, but visually impressed, audience of passersby.

 

Ah, fuck it. Shotgun's the way to go.

Take care, fellow Fuglies. See you in the next world.

 

i dunno.... ain't given your death much thought... i was kinda hoping you'd do it quietly with hardly a whimper... so as not to trouble anyone....

 

You could always try running around with a field full of 'foot and mouth' infected cattle, and the men in white suits could study you and see if the link can be made from cattle to man...You may aswell do some good in death, seeing as you think your totally fucking worthless alive...

 

Pull a wallet on a New York City Cop...

 

You could walk into a bank and mumble, "Live in all dayglo machines."...or something equally absurd. Keep your left hand on your crotch too. I'm sure that'll get a few bullets flying your way.

Or you could mosey on into Columbine HS wearing a black trenchcoat and fake a heart attack.

6-7

 

I have always thought it would be cool to off yourself one of two ways.
1. Approach a group of cops at some function that has them on a higher state of alert, (VP visiting the local Rotary Club etc..)Sneak up to the most arrogant looking one and pull his gun out of his holster. If you accomplish this, wave it at all of them yelling, "Hey you stupid bastards...I got yah....I could have just done a 187 on every last one of you. Laugh loud and ignore the loud popping sounds."

2. First screw the best escort $ can buy or two for that matter. Then go out and gorge yourself with one last great meal, it needs to be twice as big as any you've eaten before and as colorful as possible. Get on top of a big building in city known for rude prick citizens, (Philly, Detroit, Boston) Make sure it is visable to a large crowd below and at least 20 floors up. Get their attention first with a bag of confetti, dangle a banner that says somthing like, "I'm jumping because of _______ put the biggest prick's name in the space. After getting a really big crowd gathered, but prior to the police negotiator approaching you lose the clothing and reveal your spandex pink bodysuit. The final move is tricky. You have to blow yourself up mid way through the fall. You should design and test a small explossive that will not injure others in the building who will not enjoy the show but will lose their window. The entire group below will be sprayed with your entrails, bloody fragments and last supper. You will be remembered forever by all who took took time to wallow in your misfortune. As a last option you could get the name of the police negotiator and pull the banner up replacing his name with the name of your most hated, thus changing his carreer as well as your future.

Or you could just go buy a bag of weed and smoke yourself happy. I suggest the latter.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StrangeDischarge:
Get their attention first with a bag of confetti,<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hehehehehe
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yeah... a nice touch....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
You could always try running around with a field full of 'foot and mouth' infected cattle, and the men in white suits could study you and see if the link can be made from cattle to man...You may aswell do some good in death, seeing as you think your totally fucking worthless alive...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i wonder if hollz... our resident scotchbeef has caught foot and mouth... is that why he's been a little less visible lately...

and another thing...
it's cloven hooved animals that catch foot n mouth....
can satan catch it?? (hypothetically speaking... just in case anyone gives me the heaven and hell is all fiction bollocks)

 

So I am a 34 year old, not so hard lined Republican who lives in DC. I married a nice conservative wife (HOT) with no appriciation for my dimentia or sick humor or porn needs. I commonly seek public forums to harass people that need it and to valve my inner-hostility. Jesse and the rainbow group, anti-president groups, PETA etc....Well, I am a big fucker in a physical sense. I am 6'5 and 370 lbs. (C'mon... relax....I am now getting to the point.) Quite frequently my antics get me on TV nationally and local. I get on Headline News Etc. (Pictures to document that by the way) Lately I have partaken in the tribal smoking ritual and gone to these functions; and pushed my limits. Loud retorations to screaming hostile masses. Although I am asuredly pissing some large groups off, My size stops everyone from taking liberty on me. If you really want to die though, come here little man and I will get you torn appart by the masses. This weekend is a huge convention for Socialism. Mostly black, unemployed, bitching, uneducatd, rhetoric spewing, scum. I am going to take my favorite sign there tomorrow for three hours. It will read "STUPID PEOPLE MEET HERE". I have some more drastic ideas that would rest assuredly get you toe-tagged.

 

This last post was so idiotic that I decided to not blow my brains out - at least, not until I can devise something relatively imaginative.

As long as there are idiots like this out there, my genius has been assured. Humanity needs me to pave the way for a brighter future for the world, to uplift and edify the stinking idiotic masses, and to sodomize as many boys as I can find.

Thank you, Strange Discharge, for providing me with the strength to carry on. In return, I offer you the opportunity to be honoured by letting me blow a load into your stinking, wretched, gap-toothed maw. Fuck you and your fat-assed family.

Thank you. I'm going to get another beer.

 

Pussy.

 

Typical Jew, makes a promise he won't be true to. I would gladly retract it all if I had known my words might offend the delicate nature of "you". But, as with most of the fucking freak farmers that graze these pastures, you hide behind the ambiguity this board gives you. If you had balls Skully, you would not waste your time with such bantor and would leave us for a better place. Since you are choosing to stay, I have an idea that not only allows you to be here & lead your fellow man, but also gives you the creative closure you seek. Run for President. Assuredly if you were put in office I could devise a legendary demise for you. Thus killing two birds with one stone. Since you lack creativity in the initial act I would be allowed to pick your means. As for the fat thing, yes I have 8% body fat. I am mostly tree trunk though, very little belly or ass.....mostly muscle. If you want a date you better start by impressing me with your witt. Prepare to be boarded from the rear little heeb.

 

Skully:
You little mutt, did I just waste racism hate on you? Yer not even a real Heeb are you?

 

ever noticed that Mark Hollztalks alot of crap when a person is not able to defend themselves?

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Im Chocked full of Iconoclast and its pronounced like this

[This message has been edited by I Murder Children (edited March 03, 2001).]

 

What is your address or phone number? Since you'll be dead I'll take your stuff..

 

He wont answer you that thread is 2 years old.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
He wont answer you that thread is 2 years old.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Go ahead, I'M AN IDIOT! Let me know it!

 

who brought this thread up?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RETARDkit:
who brought this thread up?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who knows, who kares.