Today is Ash Wednsday....

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  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Celebrate by throwing a dirty ashtray in a strangers face!
     
    Dwaine Scum, Mar 5, 2003
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  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    How about into Strangers face if she ever returns?
     
    unlimited-time, Mar 5, 2003
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  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    How about into Strangers face if she ever returns?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what ever happened to her?
    we need to bring her back.
     
    kitana, Mar 5, 2003
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  4. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Celebrate by throwing a dirty ashtray in a strangers face!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I live right by two, wait..make that THREE Catholic high schools. I went up to some young girl today and said, "Here, let me get that shit off of your forehead," and she nearly had a heart attack.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Mar 5, 2003
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  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    almost

    Well, then I'd say you actually didn't succeed at anything.
     
    Nauseous, Mar 5, 2003
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  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I ashed a cigarette, does that count?
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, Mar 5, 2003
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  7. cardBOARD box homie

    cardBOARD box homie New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    I ashed a cigarette, does that count?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i ashed all over myself
     
    cardBOARD box homie, Mar 5, 2003
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  8. kinky-bitch

    kinky-bitch New Member

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    I ignored your advice and just had a few pancakes instead.
     
    kinky-bitch, Mar 5, 2003
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  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    personally, i prefer crepes or waffles. but i did spill an ashtray yesterday. will jesus save me now?
     
    ratatouille, Mar 6, 2003
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  10. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    personally, i prefer crepes or waffles. but i did spill an ashtray yesterday. will jesus save me now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Great,now youve got me wanting a nice big plate full of banana crepes with chocolate inside and drizzled over top,with some nice whipped cream as well....mmmm
     
    kat, Mar 6, 2003
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  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    I live right by two, wait..make that THREE Catholic high schools. I went up to some young girl today and said, "Here, let me get that shit off of your forehead," and she nearly had a heart attack.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    I've always wanted to do that, but I forget about it every year.

    Guess I'll have to find a greasy slob down here on Thursday that hasn't showered since covering his forehead with filth and try it out then...
     
    Lomotil, Mar 6, 2003
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