Heather is a Sex God!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know - "parlor", I guess. Generally speaking, in the U.S., you're supposed to omit the "u" when it's prefixed/suffixed by by an o/r, respectively. Not in all cases, of course. You can't take a "tor" of the Smithsonian, for instance.

What did Veronica do that ticked you off?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:

Sexay Veronica was getting up my nose, so I thought I might put her in her place.
She annys me to no end.
And just how else shall I spell parlour?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't know - "parlor", I guess. Generally speaking, in the U.S., you're supposed to omit the "u" when it's prefixed/suffixed by an o/r, respectively. Not in all cases, of course. You can't take a "tor" of the Smithsonian, for instance.

What did Veronica do that ticked you off?

 

Sunburned nipples! You actually went to a salon! Wow, your devotion to Harlan knows no ends. He's gotta admire someone with conviction like that. I guess this was your first trip there.

 

She just did!I don't like sarcasm from other females....
I also misspelled annoy. But I can blame my keyboard for that one....
And I omit nothing! I spell the way my parents and friends spell. In school, I was graded on it, but now I'm free,damnit...
Patsy is outside my room, clawing at my door...being a bad girl.....

 

I have to take off in a few posts - just so you know - I have to meet my boss.

 

Well, just keep spelling the way you do; I like it like that. I wish I was there, I'd gently apply some lotion to your tender breasts, and kiss them to make them better...

 

Ohkay. Fair enough....
I never did ask you what you do for a living.
Brb....I have to get laundry.......

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Ohkay. Fair enough....
I never did ask you what you do for a living.
Brb....I have to get laundry.......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I go into debt and I do some research for my boss - at school. I'm paid a pittance. I'm still a student, believe it or not. It's better than real life!

I have to go. I assume that you'll be more than a few minutes with the laundry. Take care, and I'll talk to you soon.

Pierce

 

Oh, I didn't make it clear that my boss is one of the teachers at my school. So I work for the school. I help him with his research. Interesting stuff, at times.

 

Ok. Have fun. I'm sorry if I snapped at you.
Hehe...lotion? Now that I would love.
It only took a sec to bring the laundry upstairs. Patsy tried to flop down the steps...she's heavy...
It was nice of you popping in to say hi.
I appreciate it.

 

It's about to become boring again....
Oh well....I am expecting a long distance phone call....it should keep me busy.

 

I baked myself for too long...nakie...so I wouldn't have tell tale marks. One day I'll have to take you up on that lotion thing...sounds fun.I'd love to oil you up....
No doubt you're off to work by now....
but when you check back, you'll see this. I like you....better than Harlan. So. There. As they say in Nashville, Tennessee...." How ya like them apples?"
I would tan myself in your honour....well worth the burn risk.
It wasn't my intention to sound rude.
I'm sorry if I gave that impression.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Patsy is my dog......she's only lil (1 yr),
but she weighs twice what an adult beagle should! I've got three dogs, two of whom are morbidly obese.I've three cats and 1 guinea pig, as well....
I really enjoyed talking with you...
As for me sounding almost too perfect...
I am a bit much. Men in the southern united
states don't appreciate it when a woman speaks her mind. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry it took me forever! Was a business call, and my boss likes to go on sometimes.

Sounds like the men in the south are pretty insecure, and don't consider women to be people. That sentiment isn't too uncommon in the world, unfortunately; have to go to Scandanavia or something to really get away from it.

Wow, you're really into pets. How'd your 1 yr. old dog get so big?

 

BTW, I'm totally nekkid right now, smearing baby oil all over my ripped, tanned bod...

 

Dunno. She eats normal portions and I have her on reduced caloric intake.
I have never been with a man who could deal with my lack of obedeince.I fail to see why it is of such importance to a man to be in charge at all times.

 

Nekkid? Hehe.....ermmmm, sorry....wish I could say the same. I'm wearing my nightie.
It's turquoise with black tiger print...and it crowds my tits.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Nekkid? Hehe.....ermmmm, sorry....wish I could say the same. I'm wearing my nightie.
It's turquoise with black tiger print...and it crowds my tits.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus you're turning me on. You should take that nightie off - give your tits some relief! How big is each breast? You mentioned 38 DD or some such number, but I'm afraid that that's hard to visualize. What is that, a honeydew melon?

Got oil all over the stupid keyboard!

 

Well,I wear a 36 or 38 DD, as my weight fluctuates a bit....I would say that they are about as big as honeydew melons. The underwire in my bra is bigger than the top of my head, if that gives you a better mental pic.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
The underwire in my bra is bigger than the top of my head, if that gives you a better mental pic. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They sound absolutely delicious...

Like I said in a previous post, if you have any questions about me, fire away; I'm quite certain that I have a monopoly on information at this point.

 

You two need to get a room!