Who hates their job?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Feb 23, 2003.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I do! I do!
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i like my job
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Do even you work?
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Do even you work?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    if i told u, i would have to kill u.
    HINT: I AM ON THE NET ALMOST 24-7
    what do i do?
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I am too... but I work for a website.
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    you are an IL.
    that being said, i love my job; i'm sleeping with my boss. o:
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Great.. I'm stuck listening to cuntry music and some tone deaf bitch behind me singing it.
     
  8. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Great.. I'm stuck listening to cuntry music and some tone deaf bitch behind me singing it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    make fun of her. she'll stop.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    She's bigger than me and she's a redneck... prolly kick my ass with her fucking hiking boots.
     
  10. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    so make fun of her, then right before she gets all mad tell her you're just kidding and playfully pat her on the back.
     
  11. SlaunchaMan

    SlaunchaMan New Member

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    I work at Arby's… I doubt anyone here can match my job's sheer capacity for spawning homicidal tendancies in me… It does teach you a lesson for life, though: People, as a general rule, are assholes.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    I'm seriously going to cry... fucking Randy Travis and shit....

    I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. I'm going to have to have to listen to some totally hateful satanic music to cancel this depressing shit out of my head.

    Arby's... I dunno... could be a toss-up with my job.
     
  13. chester grape

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    I work for the Water & Sewage Dept. We monitor what goes through your drains.

    It's heaps o' fun - especially when we get a blockage in one of the filters.

    Usually it's just accumulated crap - literally - with a disposable nappy some shit-head has flushed.

    DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT flush disposable nappies down your shitter.

    However, just sometimes, we get body parts. Then we get the cops in, and watch them pick through all the crap for more "evidence".

    Nearly always it's some teen mother (or father) who's chopped up their unwanted sprog and flushed it. But once, it was real adult parts ... this sick fucker had chopped every bit of his missus up to saucer size, and flushed her ... one part at a time ... down his bog-hole.

    Must've taken him all night.

    So yeah, I L VE my job.
     
  14. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You're job is the shit, Chester!
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    BTW, what's the story on this?

     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    It's the first result you get when you type "chester grape" into Google.

    I have absolutely no fucking idea whatsoever who they are.

    Cool, huh?
     
  17. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    I think chester must have the coolest job on fugly,you rock chester im gonna vote for you,the idea of having someone like your good self looking through what comes out my ass is strangely comforting.
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yes, I am an IL.
    chester: do take pics if u run into any more body parts, plz.
     
  19. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I am too... but I work for a website. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Which site? What do you do for them? Do they actually pay you?
     
  20. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> kit-tard:

    yes, I am an IL <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What's an IL?
     

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