One year in high school, I had this bitch of a teacher who taught psychology/health. She was a ratty looking old bag and had a fat slob of a daughter that looked like one of my morning shits with eyes and hair. Well, needless to say, the fat pig would always get A's from Mommy while the hard working, steadily studying Doctor_69 would get a C at best. Fuck that I said, along with my classmates, so under slight pressure from the school administrators, the final projects would be graded solely by the class. Students were randomly assigned partners and topics for the final, and it had to be presented on a VHS tape, or orally. (I love that word.) Anyways, with my luck I get stuck with farm pig for a partner. And coincidentally, our topic is obesity and how to help. Well, I just figured that I could let the fat bitch speak for us both and just show off her fat ass and maybe get a C. So, I basically just got shitfaced drunk after school while she would come over to my house and "work" on the project. Well, it was the final night and our project was shit. It consisted of a few clips of the Oprah show and the farm animal speaking into the camera about how obesity effects everyone. There were even some clips of me drinking vodka straight in the background. (Brilliant filmaking.) Well, as the night wore down, so did that bottle of vodka, and I was drunker than twelve Indians sharing one liver. And I asked her "Isss there anythin' more that you wanna do?" And she replied by getting on her celluloided knees and removed my whiskey dick from my pants. Well, I never got to much head from fat women before, but she could really suck a dick. The great thing about the whole thing was that the cameras were still rolling. I ended up blowing one of the mightiest loads in her mouth while she grunted like the cow that she was.(I really couldn't tell if it was great improv or instinctal rutting sounds.) I ended the show by saying, "Look people, if you don't want to be obese you must pay strict attention to your dieting habits," in a drunken post-cum slur. The result; the next day the class was in an uproar and gave us an A. And the proud mother? She was so furious that she stormed out of the room when she saw her innocent swamp swine trying to knaw the skin right from my bone. I fucking loved it. ANd the best part was that sweet chunky sperm swallower was so embarrassed that she pulled the tape from the vcr and crushed it outside. No evidence besides my friends watching a very disturbing show and me being a few fluid ounces lighter. Now if I could only find a way to lose pounds like that. Just thought I'd let you all know.....
These mother fuckers from fugly at least have good taste...unlike the unlucky few that have swallowed my liquid gifts.... ------------------ Coincidently, the smell of my breath and pussy are eerily similar....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phuck Ya: This IS THE FUCKING INTERNET <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Put the VIDEO on the internet, dick. ------------------ Tag lines are for pussies.
Absolutely fucking brilliant three cheers for that old boy ------------------ Dumbass is as dumbass does
