....And it looks like my only prospect for romance this year is to steal a female cadaver from a medical center, and fuck every incision on her lifeless body. Yay for me.
hey on a slightly related note, I like to get hookers, then like put them in really pale make up, and blueish lipstick, then make them lay motionless in a bathtub full of ice cubes before I fuck them.... thats normal right?
Well, since they're not really dead, no criminal charge will stick. Just think like a judge: "What isn't illegal might as well be normal."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: ....And it looks like my only prospect for romance this year is to steal a female cadaver from a medical center, and fuck every incision on her lifeless body. Yay for me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yer gonna put that on film, right?
i am working that night. YAY ME! Frenchy is is France so i am sad. i have a couple options though. -go out with the girls after work and get drunk and laugh at the sorry single guys while trying to avoid getting groped, go out and get drunk with a divorced sports medicine guy and his brazilian soccer player roommate and get drunk and laugh alot while getting groped, go out with this hippie envirnonmentalist guy and get drunk and groped then recycle the empty liquor bottles, or stay home and get drunk and pretend that my dildo wants to grope me. i havent decided what i'm doing yet but it may involve some involuntary groping. UE, good luck with the dead chicks. at least you wont have to bring them flowers, although it might help to masque the odour.
I'll be here. (at work) I decided to work for this girl so she could spend her v-day with her black husband. Random acts of kindness, I tell ya.
i will be... online...maybe i should buy some alkohol n drink n do some kamwhoring. its nut like there will be many ppl online to watch me.
