i woke up this morning my face planted in carpet that smelled faintly of cigars, piss, and tacos i have a small patch of rug burn on my forehead i think that stuff on the leg of my jeans is splooge the only person left in the trailer was this little greasy wigger with fucked up teeth he just kept shrugging his shoulders and trying to feed me half cooked scrambled eggs till i puked in the kitchen sink and left that is the last time i go home with guys from a 7-11 is it ok to gargle with paint thinner?
luckily after a shower and inspection of my undies i think it was just my leg <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: yeah just worry about waking up with the corpse of some hooker I got the night before...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> if you think you will have energy for hookers with me around than you are the man fuckin or killin em
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank: luckily after a shower and inspection of my undies i think it was just my leg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You weren't supposed to swallow the paint thinner...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank: i woke up this morning my face planted in carpet that smelled faintly of cigars, piss, and tacos i have a small patch of rug burn on my forehead i think that stuff on the leg of my jeans is splooge the only person left in the trailer was this little greasy wigger with fucked up teeth he just kept shrugging his shoulders and trying to feed me half cooked scrambled eggs till i puked in the kitchen sink and left that is the last time i go home with guys from a 7-11 is it ok to gargle with paint thinner?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lay off the mohawk vodka woman, christ...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: yeah just worry about waking up with the corpse of some hooker I got the night before...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Even with all this big talk imc comes out with (or inspite of it) i reckon he's about 45 wears national health glasses never goes anywhere without his raincoat and notepad and still lives with his mum.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: Lay off the mohawk vodka woman, christ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i don't think it was the alcohol the weed smelled like shit and mint and rubbing alcohol and i remember sliding to the floor real real real real slow
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cuntry Skank: i don't think it was the alcohol the weed smelled like shit and mint and rubbing alcohol and i remember sliding to the floor real real real real slow<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It sounds like you were smoking "water" (pot soaked in formaldehyde). That will turn you into a fucking mess.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: It sounds like you were smoking "water" (pot soaked in formaldehyde). That will turn you into a fucking mess.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> once the nausea passed i felt fine the next day just very very dirty
Yup...that's probably it. "Water" is mostly used by blacks who are too poor/lazy to buy PCP to lace their pot...but, whiggers would obviously engage in this, too (as there seemed to be a lot of those around that night).
water sucks, there is one even further, you coat parsley in PCP, then dip it in embalming fluid, its called "wet"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710: Even with all this big talk imc comes out with (or inspite of it) i reckon he's about 45 wears national health glasses never goes anywhere without his raincoat and notepad and still lives with his mum.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nope, 28 not 45, no idea what national health glasses are, they must be some limey thing, never wear a raincoat, but I do carry a small notebook with me, and I rent a house from my "MOM" which is short for mother, as where mum is short for crsanthmum the flower... now go fuck yourself sparky
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: water sucks, there is one even further, you coat parsley in PCP, then dip it in embalming fluid, its called "wet"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fuck that, i'll stick me 100% all-natural guaranteed couch inducing stinky additive-free god's intended if you don't mind. Where do you buy embalming fluid btw?
Its really not that hard to come by… If you go to the University, most life science departments have it in steady and easily accessible supply, unless of course you are above thieving it. Or you could just go shag your local mortician for a few bottles…
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LushFemme: ...Or you could just go shag your local mortician for a few bottles… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Even I have to draw the line somewhere!
Yeah... But who would have thought the same guy I made out with in high school would make such a career choice... to think he once fondled my breasts, and now he touches dead people! PS, I was only offering a suggestion on how to actually come into possestion of said substance...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LushFemme: ... to think he once fondled my breasts, and now he touches dead people!...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I find that post strangely erotic....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: water sucks, there is one even further, you coat parsley in PCP, then dip it in embalming fluid, its called "wet"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> remind me not to smoke anything you give me
