NEW RELIGION

i am a jew, my name is kesus.
follow me n u will be saved...
join 1337ism.

THE TEN KOMMANDMENTS:

[*]get drunk on a regular basis
[*]enjoy more than one sex partner, even at one time.
[*]curse yer neighbors
[*]be jealous, its ok
[*]lie cheat n steal, u need it more than he does anywayz
[*]lesbians only

 

<LI>monday is holy day, do nut work on this day r u will die.
<LI>touch little children
<LI>instead of priest there will be crack head black guys rambling
<LI>DONATIONS MUST BE MADE WEEKLY (cash only, 10 US dollars minimum)

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n free blowjobs from kitana


goddamit we need that edit feature

 

I think you're so cool.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Don't Give A Fuck:
I think you're so cool.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

JOIN US!

 

Do you believe in god?

Well the point is I don't I believe in evolution. But I'm totaly cool with religion. It can be a good idea if people just don't fuck it up.

 

I believe we were created by Aliens.

 

JUST JOIN US! we r whatever u want us to be...n u get free BJs

 

I think Klit was created when her mother was raped by the local stray(s)

 

I don't trust my dick with Kit.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Don't Give A Fuck:
I don't trust my dick with Kit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

shes alright at it, she didnt swallow though.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
I think Klit was created when her mother was raped by the local stray(s)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, it was an alien implantation. i am a diety!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Don't Give A Fuck:
I don't trust my dick with Kit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u got nuthing to worry about

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
shes alright at it, she didnt swallow though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I DO SWALLOW!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KESUS:
I DO SWALLOW!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh excellent, I haven't had my dick coated with cyanide for nothing.

Enjoy.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler:
Oh excellent, I haven't had my dick coated with cyanide for nothing.

Enjoy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

yer gonna join my kult?
cyanide doesnt hurt me. i have faith.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KESUS:
JUST JOIN US! we r whatever u want us to be...n u get free BJs<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

By who?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
By who?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

kitana

 

my body is a temple. come pray.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
my body is a temple. come pray.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

okay

 

yea, rat is the nuk in our religion...nuk is analogous to nun in catholikrap

 

oh no you dont! dont go dragging me into your whacKed ass religion! i am my own relgion and i'm gonna let IMC play in my pews and splash around in that big bowl of water in the doorway. just so long as he blesses my altar and keeps the flames burning!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
oh no you dont! dont go dragging me into your whacKed ass religion! i am my own relgion and i'm gonna let IMC play in my pews and splash around in that big bowl of water in the doorway. just so long as he blesses my altar and keeps the flames burning!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

awww and you know this