Coo-ee Im off to Dreams to shake my thang. Im warming up for kareoke tonight so it's gonna be a night of Kylie, Posh Spice (I love her she looks like a little man) and Geri. Any of you in or near Brighton tonight pop along. I'd love to shake my tassle at you. And hear your versions of Will Young. Ok I have to go and get my glad rags on. Sucks index finger in the sexiest way possible. Shakes ass on way out to all men.
A lady! Are you loose? Do you take it in the ass? Oh....uh do you give good head? Oh yeah, one more, uh your not a man, right?
NEWBIE ALERT! NEWBIE ALERT! Hiiiieeeee. I wanna know where all the sexy men are that hang in this place. I been peeking a look at this place for a while now and I know who I want. There are some very aggressive manly men around here. The best type. The most likely to give into my charm and take me like a bitch. If you want my number I can sing any Baby Spice song and shimmy in my glittery dress for you. PM me. Men only. Later schweeties.Flutters sparkly eyelashes and pouts glittery lips in all the mens directions
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: yeah fuck you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Another one 'bites' the dust.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Another one 'bites' the dust.
OH!OH!OH! Look at all the pent up aggression dancing around this room! Nick - I will. Ciggarettes - Nearly, yes, yes. Oh....uh yes. Uh I won't answer the last one. And I Murder Children. YES YES YES! I start to run my hands over my goo filled bra which is encased in a Romuna Klan blue glittery dress, it's long and flowing. Turning around I shake my ass at I Murder Children. Come, come home. Anyone else want some come and get it but as you see you will have a wait (I know these men will give me long love). MEN ONLY!
Awwwww. Look at those poor unfortunate - things. You know, looking at those things reminds me of giving money to charity. My regular one is that black dog where the money goes in the head. You can usually find them outside newsagents although I haven't noticed them around for a while. With a bit of war paint I could make those "people" look fab. Everyone needs a chance in life even if you do look like that. Its not their fault their parents slept with their siblings. What a shame. Oh! I have come over all (Princess) misty eyed. I feel for these "people". Join me, pray. Lord. See these Invalids, Sitting on a chair, One is fat, The other is has no hair. For every child you disfigure, one fairy cries, and will suffer rigor, mortis. Have a heart, keep us apart, because seeing these things, stumble around, trying to live a normal life, brings me trouble and strife. And I am gay. Make them go away. They are an eye sore. Amen OH! Sorry got carried away then. I love them really. shakes titty tassles at all the men.
Tis the only one who springs to mind right now. If there was a *Retard of the week* chart he would shoot straight in at no1
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparkles: OH!OH!OH! Look at all the pent up aggression dancing around this room! Nick - I will. Ciggarettes - Nearly, yes, yes. Oh....uh yes. Uh I won't answer the last one. And I Murder Children. YES YES YES! I start to run my hands over my goo filled bra which is encased in a Romuna Klan blue glittery dress, it's long and flowing. Turning around I shake my ass at I Murder Children. Come, come home. Anyone else want some come and get it but as you see you will have a wait (I know these men will give me long love). MEN ONLY!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! You're a gay man!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *runs away form topic never to return* P.S. I'm not gay, I thought most women would take offence to the ass fucking thing.
