Lady Maelstorm.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    I've been trying to get a hold of Cheeze...I think he's on the road 'cuz he ain't emailed me back...

    ain't monchichi's CUUUUUUUUUUTE?!
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lady Maelstrom:
    Oh, dear, my actual pic was humorously altered with another pic that is obviously NOT me...

    Looks like someone is in serious need of a life...
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    Oh!Obviously!!!The pic that took me all of 5 minutes of my 'non-life' to transpose onto yours has one less roll of flab on it!
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    you liar!... it took you 9 minutes
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lady Maelstrom:
    seeing as I don't possess the opposable thumb to make a cute little<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I suppose the whole prehensile hand would come in handy if you were making a Tarzan movie and all...

    I can understand your content to not possess one...
     
  5. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    Nah, like I said, I'm actually a Shetland nanny goat, and I have a special-made keyboard that works with hooves that was made for me by an admirer...who needs opposable thumbs when you have goat-fuckers!
     
  6. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    I think you'll like her....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *reads over posts* Looks like Cheeze was wrong...*shrug* Oh, well...
     
  7. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Oh!Obviously!!!The pic that took me all of 5 minutes of my 'non-life' to transpose onto yours has one less roll of flab on it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn, woman, I think you missed too many anger management classes, already...
     
  8. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    And just one more... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Someone needs to tell Martin that he hit the nail right on the head...
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lady Maelstrom:
    Damn, woman, I think you missed too many anger management classes, already...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Thankfully,i've never been to one...who knows,maybe if i did i too would have ended up becoming a fat,ineffective bag of shit like you!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Thankfully,i've never been to one...who knows,maybe if i did i too would have ended up becoming a fat,ineffective bag of shit like you!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or me...
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    or me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Stop doing this to yourself,IMC!How often do i have to tell you!?You're just 'big boned'.With breasts.
    Nothing like-->
     
  12. nerpsen

    nerpsen New Member

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    IMC is sexay. I'm saving my rancid bacon and rotten eggs for him.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Stop doing this to yourself,IMC!How often do i have to tell you!?You're just 'big boned'.With breasts.
    Nothing like-->
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    now thats fucking funny
     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Geez. I go away for 6 days and miss all the fun! It seems we've been invaded by newbies. By the way, I've been in Des Moines and New York so I haven't gotten to write anybody back yet.

    Didn't I tell ya LM was a fiesty one? Yall didn't believe me did ya....
     
  15. Dog Breath

    Dog Breath New Member

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    She's fuckable.

    No, really.
     
  16. NiCo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lady Maelstrom:
    And just one more... Someone needs to tell Martin that he hit the nail right on the head...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Look its starting to feel sorry for itself. How quaint. Maybe if you didn't run up in here claiming to be super duper mega bitch and telling people how they can/cannot act, people wouldn't be pointing in your general direction and giggling.
     
  17. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    Shit, you guys...you think this crap is upsetting me? I'm egging your punk asses on! This shit is really funny! (I'm writing the better insults down to use on other dipshits...)
     
  18. Lady Maelstrom

    Lady Maelstrom New Member

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    ...but now I admitted my plan, so I can't do the "oh, waaaah, why do you all hate me?" posts...dammit.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    Ill throw her in the buck so fast, it will make her butt cheeks clap<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Errrr ummm maybe not.... Who the fuck am I bullshiting? I am a man whore... Ill fuck any woman... if you guys hung out with me you would be ashamed...
     
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