I just don't know why... Maybe it's the Carpal Tunnel... Maybe it's the diarrhea I've been having lately... Maybe I should just get a job in a nursing home... Maybe... *gasp* ...I just need to get laid?
Unless he wears a marigold (UK brand of domestic rubber glove) and then technically he isn't cheating....surely? Or even uses his 'weaker' arm....(now that's a challenge fellas!)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: He just can't 'bare' the thought of cheating on me with his hand. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I love masturbation, has to be one of my favourite things to do when bored.Bofore one of you complete cunts comment, yes im a total wanker It's even better when u have a friend help
I agree, you can't beat a good solo, erm...* cough *...are you bored? Do you need a hand from a friend?
What is it about women not admitting they beat the duck meat? I bet most of the girls who say it's disgusting go home and pull out their moms favorite dildo. Girls are so lucky, they get to use shit like Bananas and screwdrivers. All we got is our hands, not very erotic is it?
Have any of you guys sat on your hand until it went numb and then rubbed one off? Ala "Gone In 60 Seconds"?