Lomo's new job

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    oh.. my mate/lodger/flatmate/whatever got some wharfdale(?) laser range 80 speakers the other week for £16... i'm informed that was the bargain of the century...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "Wharfdale?" That sounds like what you might call a dog of a hooker picked up near the bay... at any rate, congrats to your mate/lodger/flatmate/whatever...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hun:
    *bows to Lomo* *and lifts skirt*
    huhm, i thought you changed your name to "Lomo's Haus of Sausage". let me know when i can get some of that stufffff!
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    *peers underneath skirt*

    It plumps when you cook it...
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Hey Lomo...I was on the phone with Cheezedawg a little while earlier. He is going to be in your neck of the woods in a couple of days.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    BTW: Thanks again for the info... he called me one morning and we worked out a time to meet and go for dinner/beer. First one from Fugly that I actually met in person - damn, was Nauseous jealous. (Besides, I didn't want him to think that everybody from Texas is a no-show...

    Kinda wonder, though... if he was on the road 3-4 hours after we ate, I hope he had his windows down... some of this Mexican food down here gets pretty volatile after a while.
     
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    BTW: Thanks again for the info... he called me one morning and we worked out a time to meet and go for dinner/beer. First one from Fugly that I actually met in person - damn, was Nauseous jealous. (Besides, I didn't want him to think that everybody from Texas is a no-show...
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    Sure thing....I drank with him at his favorite hangout in Salisbury one night. That was pretty damned fun (if we do any kind of grand meeting-up activity, it should be there).
     
  4. phantompayne

    phantompayne New Member

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    got any super deals mister goodwill man? you could list some in this thread and provide an anon email, like your own ebay. put a broken coffee mug in the hand of evey fugly viewer.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Sure thing....I drank with him at his favorite hangout in Salisbury one night. That was pretty damned fun (if we do any kind of grand meeting-up activity, it should be there).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Heh, it was no bar that we went to (He didn't even have a beer, he had to ride to Dallas that night) - we did have a rather interesting show, although. Some sorry bastard and his son there were causing a hell of a scene, arguing with the security officer working there about some clown that took too long in the bathroom.

    *Highly condensed*

    "He was taking a bath in the sink, and I had to piss!"

    "You can't tell him to hurry up, it's a public place..."

    "Says who, you? I'll tell him whatever I choose..."

    "No need to make a scene, sir..."


    Guess it was one of those "had to have been there" kinda moments. Trust me, it was quite amusing at the time... Wish he didn't have to get back on the road again, we could've started really slamming down beer and tacos.
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by phantompayne:
    got any super deals<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    'tis the only reason I work there... Say, you're not the community service dude I was pimping the site out to there, are you?
     
  7. phantompayne

    phantompayne New Member

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    Hey, the Revco that I know stands for Revolting Cocks, if that what it is you know It as, all I can say is, "minds are empty, heads are hollow, you might find out that the truth is hard to swallow".
    Ah shucks, you always got to know somone to get the deal.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by phantompayne:
    Hey, the Revco that I know stands for Revolting Cocks, if that what it is you know It as, all I can say is, "minds are empty, heads are hollow, you might find out that the truth is hard to swallow".
    Ah shucks, you always got to know somone to get the deal.
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    Because everyone is crackin up...
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Revco.
    Revolting Cocks
    Yeah,thats who I work for right now.
    Now I must be really hard-up to work for some muthafuckas with a
    name for a group like that
    You know what I'm talkin' bout?
    Yeah
    Yeah, yeah, I know Paul, Paul, yeah
    You know but see, yeah, ya'll may know him by other names
    Hermes, Pan, Ion, You know mmm ton of shit
    Sperm bank
    I didn't know he had nothing in him
    Thought he shot blanks
    Shit
    On man crime raid ah-ha!
    Muthafucka should be in jail
    Stupid muthafucka
    You know what I'm talkin´ about?
    Yeah
    Mikey, yeah I know Mikey
    Guitar playin' muthafucka
    You know, he can't play worth shit as far as I'm concerned
    I play better than him
    You know and I try to play keyboards
    You know
    Fuck that guitar playin´ son of a bitch
    Can suck my muthafuckin´ dick
    Luc? Luc Van Acker?
    You know, ya'll might know him by Gumby
    You know Gumbelina, Dumbelina
    Homo-belina, I don't know what the fuck
    Fuck that muthafucka
    I can't understand a fuckin word he says
    Grandpa Jougenson?
    Oh I know Grandpa Jourgenson
    Yeah, ya'll might know him by other things
    Punk ass muthafucka
    Hypo Luxa, alien son of a bitch
    Buck Satan; Buck-Buck Satan
    Buck is a scary muthafucker
    Buck
    Don't fuck with Buck,
    Cuz Buck will fuck you up
    uck Buck though
    Yeah, I know Chris too
    You might know him by Scorpio
    Fuck scorpio
    Pinky I like pinky
    Sounds like a little bitch name
    Pinky ha ha ha ha
    Pink pink pink, pink you stink
    I wear pink draws
    Stupid muthaf...
    Bill Reflin
    Yeah I know Bill Reflin
    He play drums
    Try to play drums
    You know, Bill the cat
    That´s what you might know him as, Bill the cat
    He wears like, you know, nice leather jackets
    I'm'a steal one o' them muckafuckin´ jackets from his ass
    I'm gonna steal his drums too
    Dwayne
    I know that muthafucka
    He aint shit
    Comin' from the projects
    No talent ass bastard
    Fuck all of 'em
    Shit
    I'm the only muthafucka with them got some gaddamn talent
    Fuck Paul, Grandpa, Mikey, Luc, Dwayne, Bill
    Kiss my ass
    PUNKS!


    It's all linger ficken' good, man... Now who's your favorite cock?
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    Dwayne
    I know that muthafucka
    He aint shit
    Comin' from the projects
    No talent ass bastard
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     

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