Masterbation!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Goatmunger, Aug 27, 2000.

  1. Skully

    Skully New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
    YOU SICK FUCKS YOU SHALL ALL BURN BURN BURN... especially you Shrapnel for brains!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's great. Apparently, Shrapnel's name has become a synonym for shit.



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  2. Heather

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    Come on, skully....we already knew he was a turd, didn't we?
    But this just makes it official.
     
  3. Bug

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    I can't resist - I just gotta post to anything with a title like this (any zgeeks here? they already know me! Lol!)

    Personally, I'd rather mastubate with a friend......



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  4. FemmeX

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    DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FemmeX:
    DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?
     
  6. Bug

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    How can you do it right if ya can't even spell it right???!!! Damn - get a freakin' vibrator, muthafucker!! (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!!)

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  7. Slappy Joe

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    Oh hell, now your talking My line of work!!! Why on earth do you think they call Me Slappy? Let Me tell you the story of the first time I slapped it. I was like around 10. I was looking through My sisters teen girl magazines. I came across pics of this hot little sweetie in tight jeans, well for the first time ever My little wanger got hard. I had no ideal why. Anyway I started squeezing it and squeezing it, thinking, boy this feels good...next thing I know, SQUIRT!!!!!!! I jumped up and ran in the living room yelling, MOM-DAD.....I THINK I BROKE IT!!!!!!!!!
    Slappy Joe
     
  8. DeeDee

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    I likes men who jerk off a lot!
    Give deedee some hot luv joose!

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  9. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Masturbation is the reason I'm so damn good at foosball.
    Do they make pornos with midgets in them? Just curious

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  10. Dwaine Scum

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    why yes they do... want to buy some?
     
  11. 1sikchick

    1sikchick New Member

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    you're right heather...no turn on there but i'd be fuckin lyin if i said i wouldn't laugh....hehehe downsydrome porn...hehe
     
  12. 1sikchick

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    my clit pulses in iambic pentameter
     
  13. Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No

    Dead_Girls_Cannot_Say_No New Member

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    there isnt anything better than painting your woman white and the satisfaction of returning home to your wife...

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  14. WILLIAM

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    sometimes i jack off, as does everyone here, but one thing i'm not hearing a lot about is the down side of masterbation: BLUE BALLS - I HATE THAT!
     
  15. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    i had a romantic encounter with my hoover today, it was incredably satisfying i tell ya thos bagless dont half go!!
     
  16. Psycho Bob

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    heavily modified tripple suction, quad cyclone bells and whistles!

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  17. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud?
    You people are perverts!

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  18. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud?
    You people are perverts!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    any chance i can borrow said device?
    pwetty pweese



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  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    i bet that thing would suck the asshole out of a 4 year old
     
  20. Psycho Bob

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    almost tempted to post a site but sadly the 5 min's of enthusiasm i accumulate over a month is already allocated

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