<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible: YOU SICK FUCKS YOU SHALL ALL BURN BURN BURN... especially you Shrapnel for brains!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's great. Apparently, Shrapnel's name has become a synonym for shit. ------------------ We are as genitals unto the gods. They play with us for their pleasure. —Lord Melchett, Blackadder II, 1985
I can't resist - I just gotta post to anything with a title like this (any zgeeks here? they already know me! Lol!) Personally, I'd rather mastubate with a friend...... ------------------ Drunken Bugs are a menace to society! >>=<<
DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Femme X
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FemmeX: DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ON THIS SITE? THIS SITE WOULD ROCK EVEN MORE IF IT WERE LITERATE! ONE WORD FOR THE MASTURBATORS: TIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?
How can you do it right if ya can't even spell it right???!!! Damn - get a freakin' vibrator, muthafucker!! (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!!) ------------------ Drunken Bugs are a menace to society! >>=<<
Oh hell, now your talking My line of work!!! Why on earth do you think they call Me Slappy? Let Me tell you the story of the first time I slapped it. I was like around 10. I was looking through My sisters teen girl magazines. I came across pics of this hot little sweetie in tight jeans, well for the first time ever My little wanger got hard. I had no ideal why. Anyway I started squeezing it and squeezing it, thinking, boy this feels good...next thing I know, SQUIRT!!!!!!! I jumped up and ran in the living room yelling, MOM-DAD.....I THINK I BROKE IT!!!!!!!!! Slappy Joe
I likes men who jerk off a lot! Give deedee some hot luv joose! ------------------ You want some? Cum get some!
Masturbation is the reason I'm so damn good at foosball. Do they make pornos with midgets in them? Just curious ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
you're right heather...no turn on there but i'd be fuckin lyin if i said i wouldn't laugh....hehehe downsydrome porn...hehe
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: I can see you masterbate alot... Do you finger yourself to grammar manuals?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> my clit pulses in iambic pentameter
there isnt anything better than painting your woman white and the satisfaction of returning home to your wife... ------------------ it is so true they cannot say anything they are dead =þ
sometimes i jack off, as does everyone here, but one thing i'm not hearing a lot about is the down side of masterbation: BLUE BALLS - I HATE THAT!
i had a romantic encounter with my hoover today, it was incredably satisfying i tell ya thos bagless dont half go!!
heavily modified tripple suction, quad cyclone bells and whistles! ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud? You people are perverts! ------------------ Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: Well I've got a 350 w/ a dual carb...wait a sec...did I say that out loud? You people are perverts! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> any chance i can borrow said device? pwetty pweese ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
almost tempted to post a site but sadly the 5 min's of enthusiasm i accumulate over a month is already allocated ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
