Masterbation!

I masterbated today. Did you?

 

5 times a day and 10 on sunday

 

Skully is that you?

 

i like purple people because they taste yummy...i like it when the zebras talk to me

 

Silly buttholes.

 

shrapnel uses an old can of corned beef hash because it reminds him of the taste of his grandmother's cervix.

 

HEHE Skully creates a new character cause he wishes he could fuck Heavy D.

 

my girlfriend loves my purple headed yogurt slinger!!!!!!!!

 

It takes me less time to spell masturbate correctly then it does to carry out the act, how about you, you illiterate premature ejaculating half wit?

 

sorry shrapnel, so far you're 0 for 2.

 

Loved the "corned beef" line. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

 

Well, I do try to give a good show.

 

I masterbated while i was on the phone with a guy at three o'clock this morning!
And it was good.....really good.
I think i'll do that more often.

 

This guy even sits at home waiting to put in his next post so it won't look like it's the same person.

 

masturbation rules.
now you know why men are so good at arm-wrestling

 

Well...never thought of it that way,hehe..but i have noticed that men seem to have one arm much stronger than the other...hmmmm.
Arm wrestling.....yeah,baby.....kinky shit when u put it that way.....

 

Hehe, i.m.c....you are a sickie, but i bet that would be funny to see...j/k
Know what else would be funny? If a downe syndrome teen did porno.....that would be so fuckin sweet!!!! It wouldn't be much of a turn on, but i would laugh and laugh....

 

have you ever had a little kid with epelpsy(sp?) jerk you off? half way through it, turn on a strobe light and then when thay have a seizure, I swear you will cum like a fucking firehose..

 

YOU SICK FUCKS YOU SHALL ALL BURN BURN BURN... especially you Shrapnel for brains!

 

Hush up, piecraft.....we were just having a laugh.....just calm down......it's gonna be ohkay......take your medication.