Copy Kit (Kit's the only one that'll care about this thread)

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Jun 27, 2002.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Hey Kit. Guess what? I've got a baby bird!

    I took it to the vet and they gave me some hemostats (she acted suprised when I told her that I didn't have any) and a syringe-thingy to give it water with. Then she told me to feed it corn meal and egg yolk mixed together. I've been doing this, but what else should I give it? It pissed the rain down all night, but I haven't found one damn worm.

    BTW: I'll try to get some pictures of it to post tomorrow.
     
  2. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    It pissed the rain down all night, but I haven't found one damn worm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Just remember to chew the worms up first for the little birdie if ya ever do find any.
     
  3. 1337

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    i found a baby bird once, i fed it spagetti, and it died.
     
  4. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    i found a baby bird once, i fed it spagetti, and it died.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    See, ya probably didn't chew it up first, did ya?
     
  5. Codek

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    I wonder how they fed big bird, and did it involve oral sex to Sherman Helmsley?
     
  6. 1337

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    i didnt do anything to is. It was an intact string of spagetti. i guess thats what killed it. well also leaving it in the garage.
     
  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    i didnt do anything to is. It was an intact string of spagetti. i guess thats what killed it. well also leaving it in the garage.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whut? u fed it a long piece of spaghetti? cooked r raw? u left it in the garage? was the car on, too?
     
  8. 1337

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    it was cooked.
    the car wasnt in the garage cause it was summer.
     
  9. kitana

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    do it korrectly, Nauseous!

    make sure you got alot of saliva in the chewed up mush before stuffing it down his throat n dont give him any water.



    oh yeah, if the ground is moist, it should be easier to find earthworms
     
  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    Just remember to chew the worms up first for the little birdie if ya ever do find any.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    or mush em up in a bowl with yer spit.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    i found a baby bird once, i fed it spagetti, and it died.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, u obviously didnt salivate it enough.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Codek:
    I wonder how they fed big bird, and did it involve oral sex to Sherman Helmsley?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    wtf???
    big bird eats cotton.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    it was cooked.
    the car wasnt in the garage cause it was summer.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmmmm... interesting... about how old or small was the bird?
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    feathers just coming in.
    it was a common sparrow or something.
    smaller than the one you had.
    maybe a week or two old.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u shouldnt have fed it spaghetti. u probably didnt chew it up enough
     
  13. 1337

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit:
    u shouldnt have fed it spaghetti. u probably didnt chew it up enough<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    this was like 2 years ago.
    i didnt chew it u pat all just dropped it into its mouth.
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    this was like 2 years ago.
    i didnt chew it u pat all just dropped it into its mouth.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u should've chewed it up.
     
  15. 1337

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kurious Kit:
    hmmmmm... interesting... about how old or small was the bird?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    feathers just coming in.
    it was a common sparrow or something.
    smaller than the one you had.
    maybe a week or two old.
     
  16. Nauseous

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    My bird ran away during his flying lessons. He ran to the edge of my yard and hid under a thorn bush. I couldn't get him, so I just watched him from a distance. He was doing a kick ass job climbing the tree and I even saw him eating bugs. I left him some water and hopefully he'll be flying around shitting on my car in a week or two.
     
  17. kitana

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    no pics

    bad nauseous. yer nut a good foster parent.
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I tried to be.

    But, as usual, I guess my best wasn't good enough.
     
  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I tried to be.

    But, as usual, I guess my best wasn't good enough.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well...if the bird is ok n stuff...n still alive, then its all good. just dont think yer a proud foster mom for nut taking pics
     
  20. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    My bird ran away during his flying lessons. He ran to the edge of my yard and hid under a thorn bush. I couldn't get him, so I just watched him from a distance. He was doing a kick ass job climbing the tree and I even saw him eating bugs. I left him some water and hopefully he'll be flying around shitting on my car in a week or two. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO!
    thats a good recovery!
    n no pics?
    n are there any cats around that area?
     

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