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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Codek, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    Yeah yeah yeah, noob to the message board, thats great.
    I await your flames. I hope they are somewhat worth replying to.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Codek:

    I await your flames. I hope they are somewhat worth replying to.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    why even bother on both counts?
     
  3. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    Well, I was under the impression that my newbie presence would be greeted with a bit of anger from some board people. Mostly because I have been on a message board before, and was one of those that made fun of the newbies. Oh how cruel fate can be.
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    hello... newbies are great.. we welcome them with open arms.... watch out for tommy though.. he sometimes drools when he hugs the newbies... if the drool is green don't let him kiss you
     
  5. tommy710

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    hey there codek pleased to meet yousit yourself down have a can,glad you made it up its just suuuuuper that your here i cant wait to tell you all about fugly and introduce you to all my freinds,ooohhh its so good that your here i just now were gonna be greeeeaat freinds.
    kisses and hugs babes
    tommy
     
  6. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    I am strangely aroused by all of this.


    Thanks btw for the welcome. I am quite suprised..... Tommy, are you english, or just under the impression that I am a woman?

    you could be a canook too... But i would still bet english.
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    does that mean you are a kike faggot??.. oooh how splendid..
     
  8. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    I am just cuirious how you infered that i was gay from that? I could understand the jewish thing (even though I am not jewish), but really, I want to know.

    Oh never mind.. You have GAY-DAR huh? I think maybe yours needs some re-adjusting.
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    well it was from the 'pork eater' part of your location...
    whats this gaydar of which you speak?? where would i get one from??.. does it have an early warning system or something?
     
  10. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    Still in denial are you?

    The pork eating is best described as a religious joke. A weak one, granted, but one nonetheless.

    Maybe if I put
    From:Sheep molesting plains

    then you would be my friend....

    Oh well, its the price to pay for people who choose to have sex with women, to never have a sheep molester to talk to.
     
  11. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Codek:
    Still in denial are you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    of what?

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    well it came across as "the land of kike cocksuckers" which i took to mean the USA... as america seems to be doing a lot of rocket polishing for israel lately

    but then you put:

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Maybe if I put
    From:Sheep molesting plains

    then you would be my friend....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    australia??

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    well i have sex with a woman(happy birthday babe )....
    and i also know some sheep molestors too... so you're wrong... no price paid at all
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Saying 'happy birthday' everywhere does not make up for the lack of present Pimp!
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    nononono it's to make up for the lack of card.. you'll get the present later this week
     
  14. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiCo:
    Or one she could understand. Get her one of those playskool pullstring farm animal sounds toys.

    "The cow goes mooooooooooo"
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    bit snidey there nico.. yer actin like a threatened bitch... just 'cos she's more of a man than you
     
  15. misanthropic

    misanthropic New Member

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    maybe she'd prefer a present she doesn't have to rinse off later
     
  16. NiCo

    NiCo New Member

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    Or one she could understand. Get her one of those playskool pullstring farm animal sounds toys.

    "The cow goes mooooooooooo"
     
  17. Dog Breath

    Dog Breath New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by misanthropic:
    maybe she'd prefer a present she doesn't have to rinse off later<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    If you use it three times a day or more rinsing it off is not needed, just flake off the smegma ring that develops at the base once a week.
     
  18. tommy710

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Oh never mind.. You have GAY-DAR huh? I think maybe yours needs some re-adjusting.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Theres fuck all wrong with your gay dar pimp,so you pin him down and we'll all take turns.
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by El Kabong:
    ....... Moral of this reply: I am an idiot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    but we already knew that
     
  20. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    HEY!!

    HELLO!!

    HOW ARE YOU?!

    MY NAME'S EL KABONG, WHATS YOURS?

    WAIT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NAME.. YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NEWBIE!!!

    WAIT!! I AM ALSO A NEWBIE...

    HEY!! WE'RE BOTH NEWBIES!!!

    ....... Moral of this reply: I am an idiot.
     

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