a fugly tale...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, May 8, 2002.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    she could smell them as they came for her. they smelled her too and circled her with hot heavy breath. snarling and howling they ran towards the moon in a pack only stopping to smell each others musky hindquarters. limping and panting she was cornered and stood upon her hind legs. revealed were her fangs which no one knew she possessed. ripped was the flesh from the dogs throats and the blood was spilled upon the glistening sand.

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  2. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    you're a twat.
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    where's darknessallaroundme when you need him
     
  4. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    Pimp, you`ve done it now! It`s like actors saying Macbeth! Oh, shit, we`re fucked!
     
  5. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    what the fuck was all that about was that his idea of talking dirty?i feel sorry for his wife
     
  6. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
    she could smell them as they came for her. they smelled her too and circled her with hot heavy breath. snarling and howling they ran towards the moon in a pack only stopping to smell each others musky hindquarters. limping and panting she was cornered and stood upon her hind legs. revealed were her fangs which no one knew she possessed. ripped was the flesh from the dogs throats and the blood was spilled upon the glistening sand.

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    And, after smelling their hindquarters and examining them for any parasites, the Vietnamese family was ready to start cooking for their moonlight barbecue. The grill was opened, and they tossed their dog's carcasses onto it, and threw a ton of chili sauce on the meat. No one had any idea that dog meat could have smelled so good. The cook was the grandmother....petite, toothless, but irresistable to the granddaughter. While she turned the dogs bodies on the grill, making as many "roll over, boy!" jokes as possible, the granddaughter, also petite, slant-eyed, but having all of her teeth, consumed with her lust, proceeded to rub her hips and pussy against the luscious ass of her grandparental object of lust. Suddenly, she then turned to notice.....

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  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    And, after smelling their hindquarters and examining them for any parasites, the Vietnamese family was ready to start cooking for their moonlight barbecue. The grill was opened, and they tossed their dog's carcasses onto it, and threw a ton of chili sauce on the meat. No one had any idea that dog meat could have smelled so good. The cook was the grandmother....petite, toothless, but irresistable to the granddaughter. While she turned the dogs bodies on the grill, making as many "roll over, boy!" jokes as possible, the granddaughter, also petite, slant-eyed, but having all of her teeth, consumed with her lust, proceeded to rub her hips and pussy against the luscious ass of her grandparental object of lust. Suddenly, she then turned to notice.....

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    kitana walking up with a double barrel shotgun, angry as hell b/c she didnt kill the dogs. kitana shot the grandmother and granddaughter until their bodies were spread over a 100 yard radius. kitana then took a chunk of cooked dog meat and ate it...it was ok. she then took a chunk of either grandmother or granddaughter - it was impossible to distinguish the diff between whose chunk of flesh it was - and roasted it on the fire and ate it. it was delicious.
     

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