I, Egg Donor

So I decided I'm gonna give up my eggs for $5000.

I'm not going to use them, and maybe some wealthy Black couple (if any exist in the USA..doubt it) could use them, and if not then at least science will benefit from splicing and/or mutuating them etc.

Either way, my student loans will be paid.

Fucked up

 

get a job at McDonalds, I hear tha tthey give alot of money to the United KNEE-Grow college fund

 

McDonalds?? No thanks, I dont feel like scraping boogers off the meat burner. Plus their mascot is a clown. Whats up with that

 

See what I mean!!