My trip to the pet store.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by GreenAppleSplatters, Mar 27, 2002.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    So I went to the pet store that my stepdad's buddy owns today to check out a lizard that I might buy and I'm checking out the tarantula's and I tell my stepdad that it's cool as shit when they feed because they haul ass around the cage and pounce on the crickets and bite the shit out of them.
    Well,the girl working hears me and gets a pinky(a very young baby mouse who hasn't even grown any fur yet)and drops it in the tarantula cage. The tarantula jumps on the pinky and about tears the little bastard apart,and the pinky made a little squeaking noise that broke my fucking heart man.
    I'm not sure where I'm going with this but I felt pretty damn bad for that little mouse.
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Just think about the poor mouse that Tom Green stuck in his mouth in Road Trip...

     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Honkey Kong:
    Just think about the poor mouse that Tom Green stuck in his mouth in Road Trip...

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    If I were a mouse I'd rather spend a few seconds in Tom Green's mouth than have most of my vital organs punctured by half inch long tarantula fangs.

    But that's just me........if I were a mouse.
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hell, at least your vital organs would be liquified before you even knew what was going on...
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splatteriffic:
    The tarantula jumps on the pinky and about tears the little bastard apart,and the pinky made a little squeaking noise that broke my fucking heart man.
    I'm not sure where I'm going with this but I felt pretty damn bad for that little mouse.
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    I would have beat the shit out of that bitch at the pet shop. Or at least waited for her to get off work to find out which car was hers so I could key it and slash her tires.
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ooh, that chik rox!
    i would have done the same
     
  7. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    My brother used to lizard sit this fucking insanely aggressive lizard for his friend. He used to hold pinkies above its head and watch the lizard jump almost a foot trying to rip it apart. Then if he actually got the pinky he would smack the lizard with an electrical cord...... He has some issues
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ooh, electrical cord? why not use an electric cow prod? i shocked myself with those things twice, the first time was on purpose, i was "testing it out." the second time was an accident.
     
  9. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr:
    ooh, electrical cord? why not use an electric cow prod? i shocked myself with those things twice, the first time was on purpose, i was "testing it out." the second time was an accident.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah i did that once, on accident though. I picked one up at a feed store and started pushin the button. It kept making a buzzing noice on the end. Like the dumbass that I am i decided to touch the end that was making the noise.
     
  10. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    A friend of mine has two albino burmese pythons, and the other day I went to the pet store with him to buy some "food". When we got there, he bought six rats and, get this, three guinea pigs and a rabbit. If you think the baby mouse was bad, you should hear the noises that the cute, little, furry guinea pigs make while they're being strangled to death...
    They wouldn't eat the rabbit though, so we gave it to some girl that was hangin' out over there. She almost cried when we first threw it in the cage.
     

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