I miss Martin.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by barryporn, Feb 24, 2002.

  1. barryporn

    barryporn New Member

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    I really miss Martin, does anyone know what's going on?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I do, but go fuck yourself..
     
  3. barryporn

    barryporn New Member

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    Tell me to do something I don't already do.

    OK?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    go to church?
     
  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    go to church?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NO! dont go to church, they're gonna try to brainwash you
     
  6. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    NO! dont go to church, they're gonna try to brainwash you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i can't think of a better reason to go to church than kuntana telling me not to
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    they're gonna try to brainwash you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    even if her reasoning is sound
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Pimp and Kitana got a point. Those places do try to brainwash you. When is someone gonna build a church where they don't pass a fucking collection plate around? I mean... I thought they were giving me money.... so I used to take it. They got pissed at me.
     
  9. CancerBeans

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    they do try and brainwash you especially them god damned christians

    When I was younger my mom forced me to go to this christian church and infront of your face they would act like they were perfect but behind closed doors they would fight just like every other family. hypocrites
     
  10. D

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    Yeah and then there is all those pervy Vicars...

    That bugger the poor choir boys.
    Just cos they... want to bugger them...

    Which is why I think Spankle likes that shit.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    i can't think of a better reason to go to church than kuntana telling me not to <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    go to church, then. when u come back, u will be all screwed up...to us, at least, to yourself, u will be ok...
     
  12. CancerBeans

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    Church is sick because the pastor/preacher collects all the money to buy a "pimpin" ride and then acts like he doesn't take any of the money that it all goes towards the church lol

    Maybe I should become a pastor I need a new car
     
  13. barryporn

    barryporn New Member

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    Why has my thread gone to shit?

    I miss Martin, I did not ask for all this other crap.

    What the fuck is wrong with you people?

    Respect me, this is my month.
     
  14. barryporn

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    go to church?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry the synagogue close to my residence was burnt down last week by some cracka fuck heads.
     
  15. Stranger

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    The reason those priests are so screwed up is because the church makes sex a sin. Sex is a biological need, it is unnatural not to want it. They're not even allowed to toss so if they have a body that doesn't wet dream they go loopy. It is like saying eating is a sin. Pritty soon you'll get so hungry you'll eat anything.

    Besides, all they have to do is say the magic prayer and all is forgiven.
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Black History Month:
    Respect me, this is my month.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's my time of the month, too

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Black History Month:
    Sorry the synagogue close to my residence was burnt down last week by some cracka fuck heads.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  17. sparky69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PorkandBEANS:
    they do try and brainwash you especially them god damned christians

    When I was younger my mom forced me to go to this christian church and infront of your face they would act like they were perfect but behind closed doors they would fight just like every other family. hypocrites
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    proclaiming that u r christian is pretty much saying the same thing that u r a hypocrite. for example i am christian and i mess up every day bc i am human i sin. thats y we need jesus.
    im gonna get it bad for that one
     
  18. kitana

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    is jesus gonna come?
     
  19. ross_perot

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    jesus and I play strip poker daily, and he likes to smoke a lot of hash. He is so damn cool..........but this is a mexican guy........
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

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    when jesus comes, you better get a wet towel, that insesntive prick!

    Martin is Okay, I talked to him tonight...No I won't tell you cockgobblers nothing...
     

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