A History of the Blowjob

...because you, quite frankly, are a moron.

 

Coward.

 

Still miss the guy I fell for for just about every single fucking day - if truth be told. Probably always will. That's the difference between those with integrity and those without.

 

Must be nice to have someone to hold at night. Even if it's your step-cousin.

 

It's ok, though. I get it. She is definitely much more 'plumber-wife material' than me!