Has anyone here done this ketosis diet thing? Basically eating nothing but fat and, ironically, losing a ton of fat as a result. Problem is I'm a goddamn vegetarian, and the ketosis mafia says LOL NO LENTILS OR BEANS EVER and I'm like, well, I want to be less of a fatass but what the fuck am I supposed to eat. I guess I could eat a ton of eggs? What about lunch - I bring my lunch to work but can't think of anything that won't cost a million dollerydoos that I'll be able to bring that isn't a sandwich. For reference I'm looking to lose about 15 pounds, nothing crazy, calm down everyone.
Maybe you should try exercising. And how long have you been a vegetarian? Why is it that every goddamn vegetarian I meet is fat?
