Random IM chat conversation

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by maniac164, Sep 30, 2012.

  1. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    Maniac164: hey
    Racist Italian American: Hey
    Maniac164: sup mate?
    Maniac164: it has been a while
    Racist Italian American: Yeah it has
    Racist Italian American: I bought a new computer, new speakers, a new mouse, new keyboard, new chair
    Racist Italian American: new graphics card
    Maniac164: can u believe i didnt have net connection for 4 months?
    Racist Italian American: Jesus
    Maniac164: it makes me chills only thinking about that
    Maniac164: i had to use public net connection
    Maniac164: its like using public toilets
    Racist Italian American: jesus christ how horrifying
    Maniac164: yeah nasty
    Maniac164: its a nightmare
    Maniac164: how's usa?
    Racist Italian American: fat
    Racist Italian American: i've been digging through an old hidden closet in my house that I found
    Maniac164: when it is ur break time of video games to show u those hilarious chat conversations
    Racist Italian American: has a whole bunch of clothes from the 50s and 80s
    Maniac164: that's awesome
    Racist Italian American: Fedoras, Jackets, trench coats
    Racist Italian American: shoes
    Racist Italian American: and they all fit me
    Racist Italian American: so hooray
    Racist Italian American: found a denim jacket from 1964
    Maniac164: yeah for u it is a mini skirt with a nice cleavage
    Racist Italian American: yeah, funny funny
    Maniac164: what do u think?
    Maniac164: why not?
    Racist Italian American: sorry, not a whore
    Racist Italian American: anywho
    Racist Italian American: i'm busyt
    Racist Italian American: busy
    Maniac164: when is it ur break time of games?
    Racist Italian American: When I want to do something else
    Racist Italian American: Are you familiar with Benny Goodman
    Maniac164: who's benny? someone from ur family?
    Racist Italian American: He's a clarinet player from the 30s and 40s
    Maniac164: i like music
    Maniac164: i like grindcore
    Maniac164: and death metal
    Racist Italian American: The hell is that
    Racist Italian American: NO
    Racist Italian American: NO
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    Racist Italian American: NON
    Racist Italian American: ON
    Racist Italian American: ON
    Racist Italian American: ON
    Racist Italian American: NO
    Racist Italian American: O
    Racist Italian American: NO
    Racist Italian American: N
    Racist Italian American: ONO
    Racist Italian American: O
    Racist Italian American: NO
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    Racist Italian American: ONO
    Racist Italian American: NO
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    Racist Italian American: ONO
    Racist Italian American: ON
    Racist Italian American: ONO
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    Racist Italian American: NONONO
    Racist Italian American: NO
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    Racist Italian American: NO
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    Maniac164: holy shit
    Racist Italian American: NO
    Racist Italian American: NO
    Maniac164: where's pacman when we need him?
    Maniac164: i like clarinet
    Maniac164: the same way i like grindcore
    Maniac164: are u italian?
    Racist Italian American: http://www.youtube.com/watch**********
    Racist Italian American: YEah
    Maniac164: its italian
    Racist Italian American: Yes*
    Maniac164: liar
    Racist Italian American: Wait what
    Maniac164: u are american
    Racist Italian American: No, i'm italian american
    Maniac164: mamma mia
    Racist Italian American: this name is just a joke
    Maniac164: what?
    Maniac164: have u recently discovered?
    Racist Italian American: http://www.youtube.com/watch*********
    Maniac164: you think i'm mexican
    Maniac164: wait
    Maniac164: i'm listening to that song
    Maniac164: its awesome,baby!
    Racist Italian American: Uhh...
    Maniac164: uhh?
    Maniac164: this reminds me godfather the movie
    Maniac164: hey!
    Maniac164: benny is not italian
    Maniac164: he's jewish
    Racist Italian American: He's russian
    Maniac164: no
    Racist Italian American: He is a russian immigrant
    Maniac164: he's jewish
    Racist Italian American: Moved to America by his russian father and mother
    Maniac164: his father is polish and his mother is from lithuania
    Racist Italian American: They lived in russia
    Maniac164: wow u dont even know where russia is
    Racist Italian American: I think it's time for you to leave
    Maniac164: did u discovered recently u are italian?
    Racist Italian American: No.
    Racist Italian American: I lived in Sicily for 12 years
    Maniac164: i recently discovered i have a crop circle near my unity area
    Maniac164: *unit
    Maniac164: wow
    Maniac164: speak to me in italian
    Maniac164: mamma mia!
    Racist Italian American: What the fuck is wrong with you
    Racist Italian American: Are you autistic or just trying to act cool
    Maniac164: ~uh?...i didnt know u were from europe
    Maniac164: what is the big deal?...i dont see the problem of u being italian
    Maniac164: i like italian football
    Racist Italian American: No, you keep bringing up useless stuf
    Racist Italian American: And I don't even know yoyu
    Maniac164: yes u do
    Maniac164: u called me mexican while ago
    Maniac164: wait... "filthy mexican"
    Racist Italian American: Yeah, be right back
    Maniac164: so u know who i am!
    Maniac164: come back fast
    Maniac164: my italian pizza
     
  2. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Your very consistent fanycrack00zero .
    You consistently disappoint me.
    Your consistently un-amusing.
    Your consistently a arse-monkey.
    I consistently want you to die.
    X : )
     
  3. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    Russian Derrick is mad.
     
  4. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Yes Maniac164 me old pal.
    Look mate , I'm sorry about being a cunt all the time .
    I have problems , I can be a bit negative , and I think iv been unfair to you , so I'm sorry allright ?!?
    Let's be matey mates instead eh ?
    Perhaps more ?
    Don't be dirty !
    I just want you to know that if I have a party I'd invite you , your ok , ok ?
    All the best : )
    Gay.
     
  5. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    what problems?
     
  6. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Yeah exactly
    Womg tong soup breds .
    Respect .
     
  7. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Shut up fanycrack you arse bandit !
    I said you could come to my party
    I didn't say you could look at my wifes ass !
    you cunt hole !
     
  8. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    next time can you borrow your wife for a while?
     
  9. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    I randomly cross dress in chatrooms i find it very Therapeutic

    <stud_aj> hey
    <stud_aj> oi
    <stud_aj> u got sum nerve u aint u
    <stud_aj> u seriously got sum explainin
    <stud_aj> wtf u bin sayin 2 Shelli
    <stud_aj> ?
    <stud_aj> come on talk
    <bettyboo29> wots up with you?
    <stud_aj> u!!
    <bettyboo29> oh aye
    <stud_aj> y the fuk u emailin Shelli sayin shit
    <bettyboo29> moi?
    <stud_aj> wtf she done 2 u, r u jelous or just a slapper
    <stud_aj> yeah u!!
    <bettyboo29> mustve mixed me up with someone else
    <stud_aj> nah in dont think so
    <bettyboo29> what u talking about?
    <bettyboo29> whats your name?
    <bettyboo29> im beth
    <stud_aj> dont act lyk u dont know
    <stud_aj> why would that make a diff what ur name is
    <bettyboo29> im asking what your name is
    <stud_aj> listen ere, i hear u givin Shelli shit again yeah
    <stud_aj> urll have more of a problem 2 deal with!!
    <bettyboo29> lol
    <bettyboo29> im shaking here
    <bettyboo29> prick
    <stud_aj> so stop causin shit ite!! url c 4 now u lil slapper
    <bettyboo29> yee seeya dickface
    <stud_aj> lv u 2:|
    <stud_aj> lol
    <bettyboo29> right back at ya babes
    <bettyboo29> xxxxx
    <stud_aj> u emailin her again
    <bettyboo29> me luv nooooooooooooooooooooo
    <stud_aj> ur sad u no dat
    <stud_aj> #
    <stud_aj> ur really sumthin else
    <stud_aj> just amazin how really sad u r
    <stud_aj> just amazin how really sad u r
    <bettyboo29> right back atya babes
    <stud_aj> babes?
    <stud_aj> wtf u fink i am
    <stud_aj> u sum slut who thinks she can have any 1 she pleases?
    <bettyboo29> well seems like your some immature dick that thinks he can say what he pleases,and is so sexually frustrated around girls he thinks the word ‘babes’ is a sexual advance ya sad gimp
    <bettyboo29> so i thought id join the club
    <stud_aj> Laught Out Loud thats it go running to him hun ya fucking sad twat guys will do anything for a flash off a tit you cheap slag.
    <stud_aj> ring any bells bitch?
    <bettyboo29> no hun whats that?
    <bettyboo29> one off your chat up lines?
    <stud_aj> o yeah
    <stud_aj> the best 1 eva
    <stud_aj> seriously hav u ever had a guy
    <stud_aj> u got no life
    <bettyboo29> NO IVE NEVER HAD A GUY
    <bettyboo29> IM A NUN
    <bettyboo29> A VIRGIN NUN
    <stud_aj> u a lezbo
    <bettyboo29> i turned to nuns cos id never get a guy
    <bettyboo29> cos im that rough
    <stud_aj> lol funny
    <bettyboo29> all us nuns are Lesbos
    <stud_aj> listen ite!
    <stud_aj> shut da fuk up wit da emails
    <bettyboo29> we can’t have sex u see
    <stud_aj> ur sad
    <bettyboo29> where married to god
    <stud_aj> u wanna get a life!!!
    <bettyboo29> but he dont really do much for us
    <bettyboo29> so we have to find other ways to amuse ourselves
    <bettyboo29> unless you wanna nip round to the convent
    <bettyboo29> theres about 300 nuns all gagging for it
    <bettyboo29> most of em are rough as fuck
    <bettyboo29> but you wanna see what they can do with a crucifix
    <stud_aj> yeah while im at it ill nail u 2 it
    <bettyboo29> you finished yet dickface?
    <bettyboo29> or do you wanna waffle on and talk some more shite for a bit longer
    <stud_aj> jst bout
    <bettyboo29> i dont mind
    <bettyboo29> ill just let you get it all out your system
    <stud_aj> nah im finished
    <bettyboo29> that’s good
    <bettyboo29> so then stud
    <stud_aj> int it
    <bettyboo29> how much off a stud are you?
    <stud_aj> y:S
    <bettyboo29> cos im a slag
    <bettyboo29> always gagging for cock
    <bettyboo29> get it out and ill suck it
    <stud_aj> id get aids
    <bettyboo29> yeh probably
    <bettyboo29> us nuns are pure filth
    <bettyboo29> weve got 27 milkmen locked up in the basement
    <bettyboo29> we all have wild parties at night
    <bettyboo29> use and abuse them
    <bettyboo29> wanna make it 28?
    <bettyboo29> get a job on the milk
    <bettyboo29> ill get you in
    <stud_aj> ur crazy not just a slut ay more 2 offer
    <bettyboo29> offer?
    <bettyboo29> whos offering anything?
    <bettyboo29> im sat here listening to some keyboard gangster in my pm talking shite and showing how fucking sad and pathetic he is you dickless wonder
    <bettyboo29> take a good fucking look in a mirror your a fucking joke
    <stud_aj> yeah dats funnny:D
    <stud_aj> lol
    <bettyboo29> can you actully see what your writing?
    <bettyboo29> listen to yourself
    <bettyboo29> fuck u hun
    <bettyboo29> the sad low lifes chavs that hang around near the shops have more respect for themselves than you do
    <bettyboo29> ah well you never know
    <bettyboo29> she might give you a flash off her tits on cam
    <bettyboo29> suppose it’s worth it then
    <bettyboo29> for you anyway
    <bettyboo29> closest to a girl your ever gonna fucking get dickface
    <bettyboo29> you finished yet luv?
    <stud_aj> yeah love u byebye
    stud_aj> :D
    <bettyboo29> love you too hun
    <bettyboo29> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    <bettyboo29> that was fun
    <bettyboo29> same time tomorrow?
    < stud_aj> listen ere, i hear u givin shelli shit again yeah
    <stud_aj> urll have more of a problem 2 deal with!!
    <bettyboo29> so wot exactly u gonna do???
    <bettyboo29> type me to death?
    <bettyboo29>your in a chatroom you fucking sad wanker what exactly are you gonna do, you fucking nob, think before you type ya fucking retard
    <bettyboo29>fuck off and die dickhead
    <bettyboo29> your gonna die a virgin you sad wanker
    <bettyboo29> and no putting dog food on ya sad excuse for a nob and letting the dog lick it off dont count
    <bettyboo29> neither does spying on ya sister in the bath ya fucking inbred
    <bettyboo29> :D
    <bettyboo29> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    <bettyboo29> oh dont go
    <bettyboo29> your fun
    <bettyboo29> come back
    <bettyboo29> we'll carry on
    <stud_aj> im a decent lad not a player respect girls luv nockin bout wit me m8s n chillin out. i got a lil lad caled leon james es 4 now n es absolutly amazin. im up 4 a laugh n luv 2 b smilin n makin ppl laugh x
    <bettyboo29> oh yeh you definatly make me laugh
    <bettyboo29> your fukin hilarious
    <bettyboo29> you had me in hysterics
    <bettyboo29> if you ever wanna embarrass yourself again please feel free to message me again you fucking nob.
    <stud_aj> has left the room
     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2012
  10. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    thanks for sharing your story tommy! i will put it in my wall of fame already!
     
  11. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    what story? thats just a regular saturday night for me.
     
  12. tommy710

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    and wtf is the wall of shame,and why aint i been on it before?
    i find that very insulting tbh.
    (wonders if his mum has been on it)
     
  13. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    tommy,nice try for simulating IM chat conversations.
     
  14. tommy710

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    yeh cos i sat there and wasted an hour on writing a fictional chatroom convo ya fucking tit.
    your momma
     
  15. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    wheres hitler when ya need him
     
  16. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    make more then...and tell me what chat conversations you usually attend.
     
  17. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    fuck you im not the fucking boy scouts,its random bollocks in a chatroom try logging in one and typing,its not rocket science .
     
  18. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    what chatrooms?
     
  19. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    google is your friend dickhead.
    theres millions out there knock yourself out
     
  20. maniac164

    maniac164 New Member

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    there's millions out there and you are not even able to tell me one.
     

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