your face sucks your mum

you do come out with some funny shit at times.

 

Bit of an own goal there, Bully? Awkward.

 

Only if you assume I'm unstable about my own sexuality.
I'm not
I'm 100 percent ladyman
I drink beer , play football , take it up the arse , drive a fast car , slap woman , wear my mothers dress and read the less high brow tabloids.
No sir ree bob
My sexuality's not in question

 

It was addressed to HandJob666. You think everything's about YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't you?

 

You think your face........no.....er...........hold on
..............
...........
......No.............nothings coming.....................
.......Nope..................
........
..................No iv got nothing .........false alarm.....

 

Your face thinks everythings about your face.


Phhww man it took a while but I got there in the end.

And now if your excuse me , I aim to take a short respite across the moor lands with my good colleague Hennry Raftbottom in search of indigenous folk song , that we might catalogue these filthy rogues verse for future prosperity.
Make way , make way , the hour draws short !

 

Face
Your
Mam

The real thing that you whutlass fuck heads dont grasp
Is , faggots cary there fore fathers guns
Every met my father ?

Presively
A real man has nought but his own .
Honer , scale electric.


Now fuck off and shoot some one with your pellete gun , you yanky cunts.

 

* by the way my use of the term "fore fathers" was merely the re-use of a term and in no way was ment as a insult to any ones family honour , any insults I make are made to individuals , I do not and feel I have not any such obligation to explain any or all off my actions , but in this respect I'm unsure what or if I ment anything , but definite it wasn't a slight on any ones heritage*
Thanks for your time
Now move on.

 

Apart from fany hole 00zero who I believe grew out of a dis-used tuna tin left to ferment in the mid day sun , who's ancestry compiles of a short list of insects and woodland grubs that hobbled together a few elements of humanish aparatus in there spare time ,then sat back and had a good laugh as they watched it amble lobsidedly away.