Another Newbie!

What's up bitches? Another newbie here. I have known Lomotil for a while, please dont use that against me! In fact I had anal sex with him last night. He always bottoms really good! Anyway, see you guys around!
Rob

 

Bottoms, my ass!

Wait...

Shut it, you cum-guzzling sailor's wharf whore of a manatee...

 

^^^^^Cum Dumpster!

 

Don't make me post pictures of you with that sea-cow that got the SO thread shut down...

 

You talking about your girl from last night?

 

Fuck no, you sick bastard!

You oughta know, I never let 'em in the house, much less on the leather sofas!

Fuckin' sicko. Sheesh.

 

robo i thought you were a fucking queer. at least rob isn't gay that'd be a sick episode. if your gonna post a fatty get one that looks good.

 

At least cover her with some bacon or something...

 

piggy in a blanket with bacon. damnit your making me hungry

 

Everything's better with bacon!

 

wtf is that coffee bacon mug ?

 

F'n A it is. But, it doesn't look like coffee... Cheese sauce, more like...

 

that bacon beer cup makes me want to pop a couple of cows.

 

What in the Hell do cows have to do with bacon?

 

i dunno,ask to the wizard with a robe and a hat...maybe he can make the migthy spell of the beyondness and turns bacon into a cow with beer as bonus.

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

 

With as inane a reply as that, you just might fit in well 'round here.

 

we all fit in here.

 

Your face fits in here.

 

where?...in your vagina?