Goat sex

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Feb 1, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Bitch Wank:
    What in the fucking christs kingdome was your fuckin question?

    did you say something about realms - oh did you ask if i was a blonde...?

    ERm errrrr hmmm no... take a look at my picture you fucking retarded dumb as shit piece of fucking..... furniture. jeezus... you amaze me. you fucking... really just I can't put it into drunken words... its just you..........are just lik what the fuck... am i blonde... did you not see my pics i put on here what the fuck?


    jeezus what the fucking christ?
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    Well thanks... thanks to you people who I think I was talking to on MSN...you could have stopped me... Just look at that... thats worse than normal...

    I called him a piece of fucking furniture

    I remember doing that also... I thought it would go with what I was saying...

    jeezus
     
  2. Spooky

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    Doesn't anyone have fun on MSN anymore?
     
  3. sparky69

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    nope...
     
  4. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herrkommandanten Küppler:
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    Originally posted by Stranger:
    LAFMO-'Laughing My Fat Ass Off'.
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    laughing ass fat my off
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    Well I was trying to communicate with Wanker.
    She understood me perfectly.
     
  5. Nursey

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    Wow what a popular little bitch you are!

    I can't go anywhere on this fucking thing with out haveing something about you slapped in my face...

    You are like a freaking damn curse.

    Even when its not even you... its you...


    Funny who they assosiated goat sex with you though
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ~For Wank and U.T.~ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Umm not to sure why you put that for me or wank ..was it to show that battlesausage thinks your great??i'd say that was more of a than a .
     
  8. Stranger

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    Ooooo watch out Pimp
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    Strangers right Pimp, Nursey might suddenly become attracted to adolescent retarded midgets. Wait a sec She has been showing particular interest in Spunky
     
  10. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Umm not to sure why you put that for me or wank ..was it to show that battlesausage thinks your great??i'd say that was more of a than a .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's just very funny...like when i found out you wanted a threesome with me and Pimp,but without the total hilarity coupled with the disturbing image of a blubbery,bluey-white fucksack envisioning making her fantasy a reality "one day"!

    hahaha
     
  11. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank lately?:
    Wow what a popular little bitch you are!

    I can't go anywhere on this fucking thing with out haveing something about you slapped in my face...

    You are like a freaking damn curse.

    Even when its not even you... its you...
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    ...i don't know if you've noticed yet,but i'm also an ~ARCHETYPAL FIGURE~ in your psyches,too.You cannot escape me...because...in some ways...I AM YOU!!!ALL OF YOU!!!EVERYWHERE!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!*
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    ...I fuck like an animal,and 'the devil looks after his own'...

    *sortof,depends,not really
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    It's just very funny...like when i found out you wanted a threesome with me and Pimp,but without the total hilarity coupled with the disturbing image of a blubbery,bluey-white fucksack envisioning making her fantasy a reality "one day"!

    hahaha
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    damn dirty slurpy you are so funnny keep it up
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    damn dirty slurpy you are so funnny keep it up <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    she is isn't she :love:
     
  14. baybeau

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    I have been active with horses my whole life. Never tried goats.... I am attracted to them though. Also Cows, deer and sheep. This guy was dumb for doing it in the field and in front of everyone..... that stuff should be behind closed doors. Humans do not have sex in public or we get in trouble. Same thing would have happened if he had sex with a man or woman in public.

    The other thing is that goat did not belong to him. That is a problem..... I woudl not want someone else fooling around with my mate.

    Baybeau
     
  15. BIGMAMA

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    why you diggin up this old shit from 2002? I hate noobies

    I just realized how annoying all the "......." are. I am going to try to stop doing them.

    funny/sad/odd story..

    few years ago when the Arab was working at this little vet clinic, this couple brought in a neutered male lab. Sweet dog. The husband said the neighbors dog anally rapped him. This was weird. The poor dogs buthole was all hanging out. We sedate him, start the sugar treatment and steroids to shrink it down. I got stuck with holding the cold sugar on his ass. The dog was up on a table, I bent down because I drop my cell phone. and I smelled jizz. I asked the vet "does dog jizz and human jizz smell the same?" I had no idea...never went around jerking off dogs... and that vet had (for artificial insemination) anyway he said no. He said, he was sure nothing went in the butthole... that it was just prolapsed. I decided to put the ass juice on a slide and looked at it in the microscope, ugg sperm. I showed the vet and the arab. The old country vet said... "god damn that idiot fucked his dog in the ass."

    I forgot till today... I need to look up what dog sperm looks like, I would guess it looks the same as human sperm. I wonder if that guy did do that, or if his story was about the gay dog was true.
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Jesus. I wouldn't have let the guy have the dog back. I would have called the Humane Society on his ass. I hope the guy dies a painful death for doing that to a dog.

    But I have heard of male dogs raping other dogs. I wasn't sure if it was true or not. I will have to investigate.
     
  17. baybeau

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    dog semen

    Dog semen is very thin like water. It smells and tastes very metalic.

    Yes, that is very bad if someone did that to the poor dog. That is definately animal abuse. I have never abused an animal in my life. You can tell by the body language and by ther actions if they are receptive to a sexual encounter. It is wrong to force sex on anyone including an animal. We all are animals, I just enjoy sex with a different species.
     
  18. baybeau

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    Anal sex is not right.....

    Another thing... Anal sex is wrong with an animal, because they do not normally do such a thing. You also have to think about the size of your partner too. A person and a small dog is not right. If that person is smaller than a large dog, (which most people are) and if the female is receptive for vaginal sex, then I do not see a problem with that.

    Yes, dogs will hump everything from legs to another dog, male or female, but a dog would not put up with such a thing. That guy may have forced himself on the dog with no lubrication. Not right.....
     
  19. Reizvolles

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    Jesus H. Christ. Who let this freak out of his/her/its cage?
     
  20. Nauseous

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    Boy dogs don't bust nuts in on other boy dogs butts. That poor dog got raped and I hope that guy dies a firey horrible death.
     

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