If your gonna fuck a goat make sure it's not near a railway line. Man's sex with goat By ALASTAIR TAYLOR A CHEF had sex with a goat — and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard yesterday. Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home. As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement. In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen. The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told. A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room. Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section. A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury. British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell." Yesterday, Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal. Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you." He is due to be sentenced on March 13. Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it. "I have never done anything like this before." Yeah of course he hasn't.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic: thats prety fuckin nasty thanks 4 sharing but dont give wank 2 many new ideas...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oooooo ho ho ho... what a funny little boy you are. I done goats already anyway.... its wicked easy when you have a huge black strap-on to whack its a-hole. Oh yeah what a fuckin turn on oh... I was so wet... And I think that bloke Is really fit... hmmmm bleached poof hair just my type. Don't let those cats near me. oh hours of fun for me.
Ahahahaha! "subdued" "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell when she is facing away from me" Oh fucking hell that's some funny shit! Is that guy gonna have a hard time inside or what?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: LMSAO<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Laugh My Shitty Arse Off...?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: LMSAO Whats funnier than a guy screwing a goat? Getting caught.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ya that is pretty good. but i wonder what other barn yard animals that he has had intercorse with... i saw this video on another site of this donkey gettin on a girl it was pretty fuckin funny i wish that i knew what the site was and i could put a link. that was pretty good
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic: ya that is pretty good. but i wonder what other barn yard animals that he has had intercorse with... i saw this video on another site of this donkey gettin on a girl it was pretty fuckin funny i wish that i knew what the site was and i could put a link. that was pretty good<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Decode Mode>>>>>>> Sparky I like Animal sex <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I don't Wank: Laugh My Shitty Arse Off...?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 'Laughing My Scrawnie Ass Off' as opposed to LAFMO-'Laughing My Fat Ass Off' like you do when you look in the mirror. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spankey: ...i wish that i knew what the site was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Get WINMX and you can get all the sick porn ya want.
Yeah you fucking sheep follow the herd and call me fat when Im obviously not Jeez you lot should find your own fucking "insults"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I don't Wank: Yeah you fucking sheep follow the herd and call me fat when Im obviously not B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> how r u "obviousoly" not fat? there is now relm of site on here there fore u couldnt b obviousoly not fat how ever if u posted a pic u could b not fat. i kinda hav always wondered what u looked like. i hav always imagined u lookin like the ditzy blonde type with no brain. is there any mettit 2 that wank? or r u fat? post a pic
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic: how r u "obviousoly" not fat? there is now relm of site on here there fore u couldnt b obviousoly not fat how ever if u posted a pic u could b not fat. i kinda hav always wondered what u looked like. i hav always imagined u lookin like the ditzy blonde type with no brain. is there any mettit 2 that wank? or r u fat? post a pic<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shit. you fucking mongoloid moron. You are so not for fucking real.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Bitch Wank: Shit. you fucking mongoloid moron. You are so not for fucking real.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i guess that answers my question...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic: i guess that answers my question...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What in the fucking christs kingdome was your fuckin question? did you say something about realms - oh did you ask if i was a blonde...? ERm errrrr hmmm no... take a look at my picture you fucking retarded dumb as shit piece of fucking..... furniture. jeezus... you amaze me. you fucking... really just I can't put it into drunken words... its just you..........are just lik what the fuck... am i blonde... did you not see my pics i put on here what the fuck? jeezus what the fucking christ?
One girl in college described her fetish as "Necro-Homo-Pyro-Bestiality": Gay sex with dead animals while they are on fire... (I really DID NOT make this up)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: LAFMO-'Laughing My Fat Ass Off'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> laughing ass fat my off
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic: how r u "obviousoly" not fat? there is now relm of site on here there fore u couldnt b obviousoly not fat how ever if u posted a pic u could b not fat. i kinda hav always wondered what u looked like. i hav always imagined u lookin like the ditzy blonde type with no brain. is there any mettit 2 that wank? or r u fat? post a pic<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I apoligise for not understanding this question last night when I was a bit worse for wear... being completly wankered on Bacradi and coke... In the cold light of day.... I still have no clue what the fuck that means.
