People always ask me, "Cheezedawg how do find these people that you victimize? Do you just get lucky when you meet them? Or did you use some way of scanning them first?" Well the answer is stranger than the people themselves. Things usually never go the way you intend them too. It's always up to me and my intuition to discover what would truly piss someone off. Of course, once you've got someone chatting with you, its always good to ask around and check their profile for any helpful information. On the average, only about 1 out of every 3 or 4 victims is entertaining enough to post at fugly. Most of the time the people will just ignore you or log out. It's not as easy as most people think. Most of the time you end up with a half ass victim or one that could have been a contender if they had just stayed around for another five minutes. I'll post one of the losers here for you in the forum. It might have been good if the bitch would have played along. Cheezedawg vs The Lovedove Round One FIGHT! cheezedawg2: What's up cutey? lovedove81: Nothin cheezedawg2: How about you and me get it on? lovedove81: I dun think so cheezedawg2: how come? lovedove81: cause I dun know u cheezedawg2: what difference does that make? lovedove81: I dun mess around with ppl I dun know cheezedawg2: My name is cheeze cheezedawg2: I'm 26 and have long blonde hair cheezedawg2: I enjoy mountain biking and drinking Jack Daniels lovedove81: quite a combo lol cheezedawg2: You don't like Jack? lovedove81: Not too much cheezedawg2: Then what good are you? cheezedawg2: Probally lousy in the sack too lovedove81: Get fucked cheezedawg2: Ok. What time? lovedove81: Not with me asshole lovedove81: Go fuck yourself cheezedawg2: Why are you being so mean? lovedove81: U started it! cheezedawg2: No I didn't! lovedove81: u said I was bad in bed! cheezedawg2: Are you? lovedove81: Fuck off cheezedawg2: No lovedove81: Yes cheezedawg2: No lovedove81: Yes cheezedawg2: No lovedove81: Yes cheezedawg: Yes lovedove81: No cheezedawg2: Ok Daffy.... what do you wanna talk about? lovedove81: ??? lovedove81: Nthing with u cheezedawg2: Anything? Ok how about we talk about your ability to suck dicks. lovedove81: NO FUCKHEAD! NOTHING! NOT ANYTHING! cheezedawg2: But I love you. lovedove81: Whatever cheezedawg2: I really do. lovedove81: Leave me alone! cheezedawg2: This is the thanks I get? lovedove81: For what? Being a jerk? cheezedawg2: No. For trying to make friends. lovedove81: U got a lot to learn cheezedawg2: About what? lovedove81: Everything! cheezedawg2: Can you teach me? lovedove81: No cheezedawg2: Please? I want to learn... lovedove81: Try being more polite for starters cheezedawg2: Oh yeah? How is that? lovedove81: Don't talk about sex cheezedawg2: People don't like sex? lovedove81: Get to know them first. Then talk about it if both are comfortable with it. cheezedawg2: Ok. So I should ask them their name first? lovedove81: That would help. cheezedawg2: Ok lets practice. lovedove81: Wait cheezedawg2: Why? lovedove81: Try it on someone else. cheezedawg2: Whats wrong? I just want some help. lovedove81: Fine. cheezedawg2: Hi I'm Cheeze! Whats your name? lovedove81: Linda. cheezedawg2: I'm very pleased to meet you Linda!! lovedove81: You too cheezedawg2: Do you think I'm polite? lovedove81: So far so good cheezedawg2: Good! Now that we've met, can I put my cock in your cum-dumpster? lovedove81: Fuck u cheezedawg2: What? lovedove81: You don't get it, nevermind. cheezedawg2: I did what you told me to do! lovedove81: I said don't talk about sex! cheezedawg2: You said get to know them first. cheezedawg2: I learned your name lovedove81: You have to learn more than that! cheezedawg2: What else? lovedove81: Things cheezedawg2: What things? lovedove81: Look, just leave me alone. I have to go talk to someone cheezedawg2: But I don't want you to go lovedove81: Sorry cheezedawg2: Then stay with me lovedove81: I can't cheezedawg2: Can't or won't? lovedove81: Both cheezedawg2: Fine then I'll leave you be. lovedove81: Thanks cheezedawg2: Just know that one day you are gonna turn around.. cheezedawg2: and guess who is going to be there? cheezedawg2: ME!!! Thats right bitch! ME!!!!! lovedove81: Whatever cheezedawg2: I'm gonna have a hatchet in my hand and bury it in your skull! lovedove81: WHAT!! cheezedawg2: I'm gonna lick your blood off of it and wipe my tounge on your shirt! cheezedawg2: Then I'm gonna rape the wound it left! cheezedawg2: and cum on your fucking brain! lovedove81: Leave me alone or I'll call the cops cheezedawg2: And tell them what? That you are about to get brain fucked by the Cheezedawg? lovedove81: No that a fucking psycho is threatening me! cheezedawg2: That doesn't turn you on? lovedove81: NO!!! cheezedawg2: It made me horny as hell! cheezedawg2: Thinking about my cock squeezing in between your brain lobes... lovedove81: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! cheezedawg2: Your eyeball poking in and out from the backforce.... cheezedawg2: My hot love juice squirting on your medula oblongada... lovedove81: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! cheezedawg2: I wanna fuck your brain! cheezedawg2: I wanna kill you and wipe your blood across my chest into the shape of a bowling ball cheezedawg2: Then I wanna fingerpaint you like I am in Kindergarden again. lovedove81: <User Is Unavailable>
Aww man!! The one with the Albino is fucking hilarious!!!!! The one where the dude called you and you said " Hey hey hey!" in the Fat Albert voice was the shit man!! Keep it up dude,just make sure I'm not one of your victims....
