during an educational session with the mrs i managed a can and a half of pringles (200gram) up her arse (without the aid of lubrication) she seemed to enjoy it, anyone have further suggestions?? ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
crackin ideas but i'd have to sandpaper the bat; i likes a bit of resistance thats why i superglue staples to my knob ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
whats a picture of a vending machine gotta do with anything? ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
did u use the paintented 6 year olds knickers to filter your beverage 1st tho? ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
assists with hair free beer consumption ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
pay for pubic hairs??? im thinking of the large cash cache i have tied up in thos knickers ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
and its back to the top with this gem...btw the straining panties are avalible from me for a limited time only for the bargin price of $30 plus tax* * at the current rate of exchange tax is currently charged @ $857 ------------------ Live Fast Die Young Leave a Good lookin' Corpse
Ever tried mashing a banana into her??? Once you filled her up... give your member the time of his life & shove him in for a quick wade around ------------------ The secret to a long & happy life is to always let the wind go free!!
Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!! ------------------ Good guy ... Bad guy ... I'm the guy with the gun!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CumChugger: Try shoving a baby's head up her slimy snatch! Then chant ... "I'm putting this fuckin' brat back where it came from!!!" She'll love it!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> FUCK I was going to use that "my moms' cunt" as where I was from