The Big Day!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, Jan 5, 2002.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    If they don't respond, that means they are still on their honeymoon. Kitana will be a brand new woman after tonight.
     
  2. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    She sure will, she'll probably run home crying "Mummy, I'm spoiled".
     
  3. Fetus

    Fetus New Member

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    she'll be running home with cheeze's nuts in one hand and her torn hymen in the other
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'm still sitting at home waiting for my love to arrive. Everything is in place. Just need my bride now.

    Thank you all for your warm wishes! This is going to be a night to remember!
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Exciting this,isn't it!!!!!
     
  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I'm still awaiting the arrival of my bride. I'm all decked out in my Sunday best with my friend Puma (The Sea Captain) and we're ready to rock and roll! We'll take a few pictures for the forum with the digital cam of the night's festivities. I'm about to be wed! YESSSSSSSS!!!
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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  8. pimpchichi

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  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    If you listen close enough... you can hear the sound of one heart breaking. Cheeze puts his head in his hands and crys out into the darkness of night. Where did his precious love go? Why didn't she arrive? He takes a minute to reflect on the good times.

    *You and I by Eddie Rabbitt plays*

    Ahhhh. Will there be another time? Was it fate? Or maybe he wasn't good enough. ONly she holds the answers. And now, for some sad, depressing ramblings played to a tune on the harmonica....

    Silent Truths

    A girl, a face, a love that lingers,
    Etching inside my mind as I gaze upon her form,
    The warm feeling fading as I grasp for her,
    A love I have never known,

    Slowly slips from my control.
    As she lays in silent slumber,
    I stare into her serene eyes,
    Though closed they still told her story,
    Of a love she once felt for me.

    A take her soft hand into mine,
    And pray for a sign.
    A sign of hope, A sign of belief,
    But while closed around my palm,

    Yet her hand remains void.
    She awakens and I search her lips,
    For affirmation of my emotions,
    They press against mine,
    In true.. yet false recognition.

    I bring her close and hold her tight,
    My soul seeking its destination,
    Lost.. it flutters about in disarray,
    My heart attempts to guide it forward,
    But alas it falls short.

    She rises up and stands tall,
    As she looks down upon me,
    The illegal smile which crossed my lips,
    Trys to avoid the conflict.

    She exits the room and I am left alone,
    I gaze at the ceiling and ask for resolve,
    When the heavens look back down.
    It is then I realize I was alone,
    Even before the departure.

    My heart crumbles to ash from which she gave it life,
    My soul leaves me and wanders the void,
    The wound digs deeper and I stretch my hand,
    I reach high and beg for salvation,

    There is no answer.
    Only an empty hand reaching for help,
    I lay down and close my eyes,
    As I cross my hands across my heart,
    And hold it as it sleeps.
     
  10. kitana

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    Big Pimpin'

    Jay-Z
    Uhh, uh uh uh
    It's big pimpin baby..
    It's big pimpin, spendin G's
    Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
    Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
    Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

    You know I - thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
    Cause I don't fuckin need em
    Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
    But I don't fuckin feed em
    First time they fuss I'm breezin
    Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
    I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
    Better trust than believe em
    In the cut where I keep em
    til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
    Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
    Let em play with the dick in the truck
    Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
    Divorce him and split his bucks
    Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
    so you can be livin it up? Shit I..
    parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
    Me give my heart to a woman?
    Not for nothin, never happen
    I'll be forever mackin
    Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
    I got no patience
    And I hate waitin..
    Hoe get yo' ass in
    And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
    RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
    And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
    RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

    Chorus One: Jay-Z

    We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin cheese
    Check em out now
    Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
    We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
    It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
    Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
    We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
    We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
    It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

    [Bun B]
    Nigga it's the - big Southern rap impresario
    Comin straight up out the black bar-rio
    Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe
    Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh
    Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
    No I can't fuck a scary hoe
    Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
    Hoes start pointin - they say, "There he go!"

    Now these motherfuckers know we carry mo' heat than a little bit
    We don't pull it out over little shit
    And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
    Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab
    Don't be surprised if yo' hoe stab out with me
    and you see us comin down on yo' slab
    Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
    But nigga if you hatin I
    then you wait while I get yo' bitch butt-naked, just break it
    You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on
    Now get yo' ass to the back as I'm flyin to the track
    Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
    Pump it up in the pro-zone
    That's the track that we breakin these hoes on
    Ain't the track that we flow's on
    But when shit get hot, then the glock start poppin like ozone
    We keep hoes crunk like Trigger-man
    Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
    Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip
    Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga Man, fool

    Chorus Two: Bun B

    We be.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
    We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
    We be.. big pimpin down in P.A.T.
    It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
    Cause we be.. big pimpin, spendin cheese
    And we be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
    Cause we be.. big pimpin in P.A.T.
    It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.. nigga

    [Pimp C]
    Uhh.. smokin out, throwin up, keepin lean up in my cup
    All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck
    Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall
    If he up, watch him fall, nigga I can't fuck witch'all
    If I wasn't rappin baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes
    Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest until whitey pay me
    Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys
    Comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise

    Chorus Two


    sorry, cheeze, i am just a playa
     
  11. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    *sheds tear*

     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    *sheds tear*

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh cheeze! i couldnt marry... i wouldnt be able to stand being tied down...and i know u wouldnt be able to hack it either
     
  13. D

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    Shit! now I know where i recognise Ofelia from. She is that great Texan player all those tv docu-soaps where about. I knew she wasn't a virgin.

    She played cheeze like she played Disorder. She is infamous for working them up to bursting point then spitting them out, before finding a new 'victim'.
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    Shit! now I know where i recognise Ofelia from. She is that great Texan player all those tv docu-soaps where about. I knew she wasn't a virgin.

    She played cheeze like she played Disorder. She is infamous for working them up to bursting point then spitting them out, before finding a new 'victim'.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    uh-oh
     
  15. Fetus

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    Does this mean Kit is available?
     
  16. D

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    she is available if you are ok with mixed racial relationships.

    See if you can rip her tanned yet pasty yellow balistraria.
     
  17. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heartbreaker:
    oh cheeze! i couldnt marry... i wouldnt be able to stand being tied down...and i know u wouldnt be able to hack it either<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  18. Fetus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>she is available if you are ok with mixed racial relationships.
    See if you can rip her tanned yet pasty yellow balistraria.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I have no problems with any other races, apart from the fuckin white south africans.
     
  19. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Fetus:
    I have no problems with any other races, apart from the fuckin white south africans.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    give it a stab then
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    give it a stab then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think not!!
     

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