If they don't respond, that means they are still on their honeymoon. Kitana will be a brand new woman after tonight.
I'm still sitting at home waiting for my love to arrive. Everything is in place. Just need my bride now. Thank you all for your warm wishes! This is going to be a night to remember!
I'm still awaiting the arrival of my bride. I'm all decked out in my Sunday best with my friend Puma (The Sea Captain) and we're ready to rock and roll! We'll take a few pictures for the forum with the digital cam of the night's festivities. I'm about to be wed! YESSSSSSSS!!!
If you listen close enough... you can hear the sound of one heart breaking. Cheeze puts his head in his hands and crys out into the darkness of night. Where did his precious love go? Why didn't she arrive? He takes a minute to reflect on the good times. *You and I by Eddie Rabbitt plays* Ahhhh. Will there be another time? Was it fate? Or maybe he wasn't good enough. ONly she holds the answers. And now, for some sad, depressing ramblings played to a tune on the harmonica.... Silent Truths A girl, a face, a love that lingers, Etching inside my mind as I gaze upon her form, The warm feeling fading as I grasp for her, A love I have never known, Slowly slips from my control. As she lays in silent slumber, I stare into her serene eyes, Though closed they still told her story, Of a love she once felt for me. A take her soft hand into mine, And pray for a sign. A sign of hope, A sign of belief, But while closed around my palm, Yet her hand remains void. She awakens and I search her lips, For affirmation of my emotions, They press against mine, In true.. yet false recognition. I bring her close and hold her tight, My soul seeking its destination, Lost.. it flutters about in disarray, My heart attempts to guide it forward, But alas it falls short. She rises up and stands tall, As she looks down upon me, The illegal smile which crossed my lips, Trys to avoid the conflict. She exits the room and I am left alone, I gaze at the ceiling and ask for resolve, When the heavens look back down. It is then I realize I was alone, Even before the departure. My heart crumbles to ash from which she gave it life, My soul leaves me and wanders the void, The wound digs deeper and I stretch my hand, I reach high and beg for salvation, There is no answer. Only an empty hand reaching for help, I lay down and close my eyes, As I cross my hands across my heart, And hold it as it sleeps.
Big Pimpin' Jay-Z Uhh, uh uh uh It's big pimpin baby.. It's big pimpin, spendin G's Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh.. Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah.. You know I - thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Cause I don't fuckin need em Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good But I don't fuckin feed em First time they fuss I'm breezin Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?" I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Better trust than believe em In the cut where I keep em til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up Let em play with the dick in the truck Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs Divorce him and split his bucks Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread so you can be livin it up? Shit I.. parts with nothin, y'all be frontin Me give my heart to a woman? Not for nothin, never happen I'll be forever mackin Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion I got no patience And I hate waitin.. Hoe get yo' ass in And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah Chorus One: Jay-Z We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin cheese Check em out now Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C. It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin cheese We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C. It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B [Bun B] Nigga it's the - big Southern rap impresario Comin straight up out the black bar-rio Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh Oops, my bad, that's my scenario No I can't fuck a scary hoe Now every time, every place, everywhere we go Hoes start pointin - they say, "There he go!" Now these motherfuckers know we carry mo' heat than a little bit We don't pull it out over little shit And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab Don't be surprised if yo' hoe stab out with me and you see us comin down on yo' slab Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it But nigga if you hatin I then you wait while I get yo' bitch butt-naked, just break it You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on Now get yo' ass to the back as I'm flyin to the track Timbaland let me spit my pro's on Pump it up in the pro-zone That's the track that we breakin these hoes on Ain't the track that we flow's on But when shit get hot, then the glock start poppin like ozone We keep hoes crunk like Trigger-man Fo' real it don't get no bigger man Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga Man, fool Chorus Two: Bun B We be.. big pimpin, spendin cheese We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s We be.. big pimpin down in P.A.T. It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B Cause we be.. big pimpin, spendin cheese And we be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s Cause we be.. big pimpin in P.A.T. It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.. nigga [Pimp C] Uhh.. smokin out, throwin up, keepin lean up in my cup All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall If he up, watch him fall, nigga I can't fuck witch'all If I wasn't rappin baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest until whitey pay me Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys Comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise Chorus Two sorry, cheeze, i am just a playa
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: *sheds tear* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh cheeze! i couldnt marry... i wouldnt be able to stand being tied down...and i know u wouldnt be able to hack it either
Shit! now I know where i recognise Ofelia from. She is that great Texan player all those tv docu-soaps where about. I knew she wasn't a virgin. She played cheeze like she played Disorder. She is infamous for working them up to bursting point then spitting them out, before finding a new 'victim'.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Shit! now I know where i recognise Ofelia from. She is that great Texan player all those tv docu-soaps where about. I knew she wasn't a virgin. She played cheeze like she played Disorder. She is infamous for working them up to bursting point then spitting them out, before finding a new 'victim'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uh-oh
she is available if you are ok with mixed racial relationships. See if you can rip her tanned yet pasty yellow balistraria.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heartbreaker: oh cheeze! i couldnt marry... i wouldnt be able to stand being tied down...and i know u wouldnt be able to hack it either<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>she is available if you are ok with mixed racial relationships. See if you can rip her tanned yet pasty yellow balistraria. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have no problems with any other races, apart from the fuckin white south africans.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Super Fetus: I have no problems with any other races, apart from the fuckin white south africans.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> give it a stab then
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: give it a stab then<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think not!!