are you talking to U-T as well... Coz I got her on ICQ and she is horney and pissed as fuck. I said no, but she wasn't haveing any of it.
Jesus...what a drunken,slobbering fucking mess! I can just picture her sitting in a long towelling dressing gown,dribbling post-puke saliva with her head swaying around,pushing her glasses back up,ready to piss herself.
Cupping your exceedingly large,soft,puffy white sacs of fatty deposits in your hands whilst mouthing 'i want to eat you out',poking your tongue in and out and then lumbering round,lifting your dressing gown and thrusting your vast,wide ocean of dimpley blue-white ass at the camera and swaying around grunting FUCK MEH NURSEHHH! might seem like a reasonable every-day thing to do to you in your council estate,but for me to see,it's like the bleak gates of hell are insolently opening up in my face right through the fucking screen.
Well, whaddya know..I am in the midst of drunkeness too, as well as Martin..(how did it go down, Mr. Felcher?)
7:20am GMT...oh shit...it's that time again when Wank eagerly rolls herself out of bed and comes thundering over to the computer to post her fascinating little anecdotes of the day for us...I'll be through in the SS forum!
Its spelling mistake bt a fucking pisshead Damn my head hurts this morning and i didnt see you complaining last night Nursey when i was dancing for you..infact if i remember correctly u kept shouting MORE MORE!
So THAT'S why you just wouldn't stop!!! I was shouting 'WHORE!!!I WANT SHORE!!!' as my screen was filled with the sight of your swaying,big bluey-white yonder...i was starting to feel distinctly queasy at the time!
Oh You mean to tell me i wasted all that energy for you and it was all for nothing. I'll take into account your lisp next time we talk and wont make such a stupid mistake.
I should get drunk tonight, hell... I already feel half-drunk from a lack of sleep, it wouldn't take much... But the store's so far away... I'd probably collapse when I got there anyway...