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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Dec 19, 2001.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    go take some tests to see what a whore you are.

     
  2. Lomotil

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    I took a purity test there once, I think I got an 18% or so...
     
  3. ratatouille

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    ya, I just took the sex test and they said I would have 185 lovers before I die, and I would actually love 1 of them, hee hee. If I am going to see that much action I better go get some more condoms dammnit.

    I got 69% on the Un-telligence test which I guess is fairly good according to them. The mean is 60%. I don't know if you score higher the more or less moral you are, or funny you are, or how the test is calculated. Maybe the color codes mean something???
     
  4. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I took a purity test there once, I think I got an 18% or so... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am 27% pure. I think I scored higher because I don't shit my pants and spread VD around. Other than that, I'm a sicko.
     
  5. kitana

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  6. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    VIRGIN
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    maybe you should stop playing around with dead animals so much and go get you some luvvvin girl.

     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    I am 27% pure. I think I scored higher because I don't shit my pants and spread VD around. Other than that, I'm a sicko.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're just not applying yourself hard enough... keep trying; maybe someday you'll be in the same ballpark as yours truly.
     
  8. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    You're just not applying yourself hard enough... keep trying; maybe someday you'll be in the same ballpark as yours truly.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    but i don't want to shit my pants. i'm not 'punk heroine chic' enough for that. as for the spreading VD around, well, i would have to catch some first and i don't wanna do that either.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    but i don't want to shit my pants. i'm not 'punk heroine chic' enough for that. as for the spreading VD around, well, i would have to catch some first and i don't wanna do that either.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sucks to have morals, doesn't it?
     
  10. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Sucks to have morals, doesn't it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes it fucking does. i was thinking about that earlier today in fact. i wouldn't have half as many problems if i just didn't give a fuck. my problem is that they wax and wane at the most inappropriate times. but as you can see from the 'slut' test, that subject doesn't seem to bother me much.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    I failed the gender test.

    86% confident that I am male.
     
  12. D

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    i am
    50% slut
    66% bitch
    I will have sex with 24 people 15 of them will be female
    35% gay - and personally I don't like the way they put this - <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    56% un-intlligent
    Im also pregnant

    and after doing all thoses test... I realised at 4.50am I have too much time on my hands
     
  13. Lomotil

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    OK... I took it again... the whole stop sign/sex in a car/cheated/lied/vouyerism/mocking religion/statutory rape/etc.....

    Basically, I found out that I'm 24% pure...

    Fuck it... better than 23% (or is it.....?)...
     
  14. Lomotil

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    85% Bastard... beat that, you fucks!

     
  15. yomamazagreasymofo

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    86% Bastard...I never realized I was that nasty.
    Oh well, I still get action.
     
  16. yomamazagreasymofo

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    And, I am also only 10% pure. Damn, I must really be a sleaze. But like I said, I still somehow am able to get some, so fuck it!
     
  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I failed the gender test.

    86% confident that I am male.
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    how the hell did u do that???
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I answered the questions.
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    Only 70% slut--phew glad theres a bigger one on the forums
     
  20. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:

    Im also pregnant
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    the test said that or u really are?
     

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