Get this Enrique Iglesias song outta my head!

It's just one verse over and over... all I know of the song.

WTF is the facination with that guy anyway?



Nice fuckin' melanoma! (Remember kids, skin cancer doesn't discriminate)

 

Might I suggest any of the Anal Cunt songs:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Hitler was a sensitive man
<LI>I became a counselor so i could tell rape victims they asked for it
<LI>I intentionally ran over your dog
<LI>I lit your baby on fire
<LI>I sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos
<LI>I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
<LI>You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag
<LI>You're pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach
[/list]

 

'You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag'

I've never robbed a sperm bank, but I've borrowed a little sperm. Yes, borrowed. I intended on giving it back. I had to run some tests on it first. I'm not at liberty to discuss what I was testing, but let's just say that I was pleased with the results and knew it was my duty to carry on this 'new breed' of humans, so to speak. I spliced my eggs and the 'choosen sperm' inserted the fetus into my womb and became pregnant. All was going well until my third month, when suddenly I started seeing glimpses of my baby's future... horrific scences of seizures and convulsions... it's blue face gasping for air... air that couldn't be drawn due to someone's hands being wrapped around it's throat. Familiar hands... much like my own. Actually, they WERE my own, so I decided to abort. A few days later, I met the father on a street corner and he offered me 20 dollars for my services.

 

I don't know where the last line of my post came from. I think it was little Davey's way of saying that I only killed his body... his soul is in me forever. And believe me, he's pissed!

 

As well he should be!

 

kitana's been at the connett again

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp:
kitana's been at the connett again<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that word was not in the dictionary, please elaborate

 

?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
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Somehow, I can just see that scene fitting in perfectly in The Wall...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Somehow, I can just see that scene fitting in perfectly in The Wall...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Wall???

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
The Wall??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Go rent it.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
Go rent it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

all u had to do was post that it was a movie

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
all u had to do was post that it was a movie<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In essence, I did just that... and pointed out that you should see it all in one nice, compact response. It's really a trippy movie, you would probably love it.

 

Here's another Connett original...



He's a dirty old man. Although I think he was about 20 when he did this particular piece.

 

If I ever made an album, I'd want this nigga doin' the artwork for the cover.

 

His stuff looks like a combination of H.R. Giger and Jhonen Vasquez (the guy who drew Johnny the Homicidal Maniac).

 

[PLUG]r.s.connett is a fucking insane junkie genius, and for those too slow to find the source of these pics, visit his site at ]http://www.vomitus.com[/PLUG]

 

http://www.vomitus.com

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Here's another Connett original...


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aha! prool that conceiving and carrying a child is like hosting a parasite