Ok right now I feel like going off and comiting suicide my life at the moment s totally fucked up and as all of you would like to see me go can you please tell me the quickest and easiest way to go about doing this? I dont want a slow painfull death just quick and easy! I could just take all my ritalin and Prozac's at once but then I'll have to wait around for them to start working! It's no use telling me to shoot myself as I do own a gun but it's just a 2.2 and that wont kill me! so any suggestions will be taken into concideration! Thanks
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Pics?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: I dont want a slow painfull death just quick and easy!...It's no use...to shoot myself as I do own a gun but it's just a .22 and that wont kill me!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sure it will - thousands of mob hitmen can't be wrong. Despite its diminutive size compared to the more dramatic calibers, the .22 is remarkably effective in a headshot because it usually doesn't retain enough kinetic energy to exit the skull - instead it deforms and ricochets and bounces around a few times, pretty well scrambling the grey matter. You just need to ensure that the round scrambles the critical area: the medulla which regulates autonomic functioning (breathing, heartbeat, etc). This is located at the center lower rear, just above where your neck joins. The best trajectory to it is front-to-back via one of your orbits (eye sockets). Assuming you're right-handed, you'll choose your right eye socket. Pointing the muzzle at your right eye, orient it slightly upward (~5 degrees) from horizontal & angled *slightly* to your rear left. Suggest you practice in front of a mirror first to get a feel for the ergonomics. Once you're ready, load your piece first, then drop all those pills you've got & wait a little while until you begin to feel sleepy. That's the time to make your move - don't dawdle.
To make sure your bases are covered I would not only down all those pills, but have a cocktail or 10, then shoot yourself in the head while jumping into a large, deep, body of water. If the boo's and the pills fail, and the gunshot fails, you may still drown. Good luck.
An electric heater and a bathtub perhaps? You could go and fight with Bin-Laden. But may I sugest you attempt to analy rape our dearest Kitana. I think that's the quickest way to go with a guarantee of success.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: so any suggestions will be taken into concideration!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only trying to help for fuck sake.
So has anyone here ever failed to see purpose and attempted to end it all? It amazes me how some people actually want to die. And If so, how would you like to end it? Personally I'd jump from an aircraft at 40,000 feet with no parachute.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: Ok so why does everyone hate me so much??!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't hate you. In fact, I have no idea who the hell you are. Did you change your screen name or something? Even if you did I still don't think I know you. But anyway, you wanted suicide tips so I gave you some. Honestly, I hope you reconsider. Maybe you should take the Prozac one at a time. That may help.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: Ok so why does everyone hate me so much??!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i like you
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille: I don't hate you. In fact, I have no idea who the hell you are. Did you change your screen name or something? Even if you did I still don't think I know you. But anyway, you wanted suicide tips so I gave you some. Honestly, I hope you reconsider. Maybe you should take the Prozac one at a time. That may help.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Perhaps you'd know me as Sky as most people in here seem to bitch about me alot!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i like you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanx Kit!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: Ok right now I feel like going off and comiting suicide my life at the moment s totally fucked ... yadda yadda yadda....so any suggestions will be taken into concideration!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well when i unblocked you earlier to ask you what the matter was, you refused to tell me.. reasoning that whatever you told me would be plastered over the forum... now can i have the pleasure of being the first to point out the irony of you not trusting me and regarding me as the type of person who would treat your personal problems as fuel for the fugly furnace.. when you yourself have broadcast the fact that you are having problems and trhat they are getting you down..... you know, the specifics of your offline woes holds no fascination for the average clued up fuglier.. just the knowledge that you are drowning in the sea of life is enough to bring a warm glow to the cold-hearts of us revellers in human misery.. and the fact that you're such an attention seeking nomark makes our warm glows toasty
jesus fucking christ almighty. You two make even me sick. And that is pretty hard now that I am finally getting fucked (if ya didn't know) Also... asking what the best way to kill yourself, is what me and my mates used to talk about in year 5 (about 8-9 yo)... oh if I'm gonna die, I wanna be blown up wiv a bomb coz then you wont feel anyfingyeah... thats right! I don't wanna be drowned coz that would be wicked bad for you... and so on. AS FUCKING IF You are gonna kill yourself any way... cunt drop
Ok I wont ask any of you for advice again! As for you Pimp I appreciate you unblocking me and asking what was wrong but as you must be able to appriciate last time I had an MSN conversation with someone on here it was plastered all over the forum! and ive seen quite a few 'private' MSN or ICQ conversations being posted on fugly!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking pissed-off: and ive seen quite a few 'private' MSN or ICQ conversations being posted on fugly! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I dont remember any recently...?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Poisonous Pimp: oh and P.S.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> drowning.. . submerge yourself in the bath, relax, and take a deep breath of water.. resist the urge to escape, and you'll be deaD in seconds, and all in all fairly painless.. the perfect pussies way out.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F**cking pissed-off!!: Perhaps you'd know me as Sky as most people in here seem to bitch about me alot! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi Sky, I've seen your name here and there, but I don't think I've read many of your posts. However, this one did grab my attention. And no, I don't hate you.....yet. Kitana likes you.