YOUR MOM JOKE COMPITION

offical your mom compition (i will vote whos the best) i will periodicly post the standings.


WINER GETS A INTERNET COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

 

your mom did not teach you how to spell competition

 

my mom is a pill head.. and wears a diaper. - do I win?

 

Or winner.

 

A INTERNET COOKIE?
or
AN INTERNET COOKIE

 

Obama's so stupid, he believes in socialized health care.

(Sorry, was this a "Yo mamma" compition?)

 

I like almonds and pistachios.. and sometimes pecans. I hate peanuts.

I really wish I had some lime jello right now. I have a sunscreen induced zit in between my boobies. I want a solid hot Barbie pink FJ Cruiser. I also would it to have big ghetto nigga wheels. I need more sandals. I had Captain Crunch cereal this morning and it tore up the roof of my mouth. This thread sucks

 

In case no one has told you, go fuck yourself

 

go back to satans asshole, fag

 

do you mean "go back to Satan's asshole, fag?"

 

dilligaf

 

No, you act like you take a fuck up the ass, not give a fuck my moronic friend.

:biggrin:

 

lolwut