Sand nigga wanted to come to Biloxi again....been here since Sat.... anyway last night , was at the Roulett table... I play just the color...black/red... I NEVER bet on a number. anyway I accidently put a 100$ chip on the table.... I never do that .... anyway it won, woohoo... so I take the 100 I won , was gonna put it back on a color... made a funny movement and right when the dealer lady waved her hand meaning DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING TABLE- the ball thingy is spinning ...... I noticed the chip was on 12 not the color only section..... I was like oh FUCK ... started gatherin my shit... to go to the room.... and BAM 12 hit. so anyway ... I started with 600$ the sand nigga gave me to play that night.... came to the room with 4400... that shit never happens to me. so anyway I am DONE and not gonna even look at the casino . oh and yesterday we went to NOLA .... and everyone seems to only say WHO DAT.... that is one retarded town... fucked up ... never want to see it again. I took some fucked pics of fucked up lookin people. one was a guy pissin in beer bottle....and he had a huge dingdong... odd. hey dont one of you lie around here... HAVOC or someone like that ... come see me at the Beau
Now if you could just explain that concept to my wife. Actually I should not complain she wins more than loose but if she would quit when I tell her to she would really win.
Ok I lied... I took 150$ to go be a slot slut..... came back with 537$... was on a penny slot.. betting the max 3$,,, now it is sand nigga's time. Im really done. we head home tomorrow.... I have cramps BAD... this room is trashed.... gonna leave a good tip for the maid... I pity whoever has to cleans this .damn sandy let lil sandy mush cheesy poofs in the carpet... I miss my bed, pets, and Im pretty sure in the last month ( 4 hotels- 2 this trip) I am so sure I have picked up bed bugs.
just got a call from sandy... he is loooooooossin bad about to come back... I am really temped... I mean 4400 +537- 7$ tampons and 12$ of junk... I think I should go down with 2-300 and slot play for a while... just bet little like 1$ Barry - come on down... Im easy to find... Im the only chick here that does not have an old lady grey fro... damn there are some old ass people here... I love it here... I have no idea why I like to flirt with 70 year old men... I think it makes them happy and I think it gives me good karma/luck. wow maybe I should blow one and hit the jackpot
I went down to the casino around midnight... - with 2 hundred dollar bills.... one ended up being a fake.,... have no idea how that happened .. if it was a hundred from the casino- or one I had...from work. anyway itsa long story - and it was not a good night... I gambled one hundred... no machine would take the fake ( I did not know it was fake) .... went to the cage to have it broken or exchanged... got in trouble, cops, bla bla ...did not get back to the room till 5am... got hit with the shits since I ate collard greens all night, shit till 7am... got in bed , tried to get a few hours sleep... people in next room had a fight - over money ... could not sleep due to the entertaining conflict on the other side of the wall... drove home with a chewed up yellow Starburst stuck in my hair.... and no sleep, shower, tampons..... used a baby diaper... I end up doing this all the time since Arab baby loves to play with tampons... likes to dip them in the potty and watch them grow. Reminds me of my brother using my maxi pads as hospital beds for his injured G.I. Joes.
So, on the tables and the slots, you're charmed. In life, if it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all. At least you won enough cash to buy more tampons and shampoo. I guess the cops didn't let you keep the fake C-note. Just as well; Wal-Mart checks large bills for validity and porn stores won't take anything over a $50 (so I've heard).
Maxi pads for hospitals beds... that's pretty genius. I thought I was smart using sandwich bags filled with water for water beds for my homewreckers.
the cops and manager treated me like shit, went through my purse... saw I had just satyed at Island Veiw... saw crap from New Orleans.... and said "so you are going up and down the coast passing counterfits huh" I was like WTF.... no- we stayed at island veiw- had 2 free night there ... husband won , told me call you guys and use my 2 free stays here... at check out at 11 am from IV- we drove to NOLA visted a friend, walked around, came here - .... it was crazy..... they asked " what about work" told them we only have a 2 day work week this week -... I even told them GOOGLE ME... look at my website, they did... they also asked me what slots I used... looked at video opened the first machine. I was pissed. I sat there for an hour ina room by myself... while they talked to Island View... and no I did not get to keep the bill. anyway fuck um.. haha I won. I stayed free, ate free, all they got was money for tampons and junk food, and a stuff animal from a gift shop. hehe .. bet they dont send anymore free coupons in the mail.
That sucks. No such thing as benefit of the doubt. I'd be pissed. I'm so sure you'd try to pass off a counterfeit bill in person.
no shit, if I had a stack of fakes I would NOT pass them off at stores and not casinos with a million cameras... I think the best place to break fake bills would be a titty bar or dark night club... or a street whore... do they make change?
For some reason I thought of this Beavis and Butthead episode. When they go to the MaxiMart is when it gets funny. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6h220_beavis-and-butthead-green-thumbs_fun
