Last night I went to Kroger and Walmart to buy shit for my 10 year old's class Valentines party ... I also got other crap at each store. When we got home and unloaded I told him to gather all the valentine crap and put it in the big gift bag. I take him to the bus stop (6:50am) come back home... get ready for the 2 minute romp with the Arab... cant find the condoms I just bought,,, I had bought 2 packs of condoms (3 count) - they are in a red box.. I am guessing since they were red- they are now in that gift bag... and I will be getting a call ...this teacher hates me as it is.. I just wonder what she will say. guess they did kinda blend in with the red and pink crap
Glad you said 3 count because that economy pack has 36. 36 x 3 = 108 x 2 minutes = 3 hours and 36 minutes of dong! I just wonder what your son's gonna say?
he has no idea what they are ... evidently - since he packed them up. I hope the teacher just piles all the crap together and takes it home to make the gift bags.... and has no clue who sent it. Well if that party gets a little wild... I guess he is prepared. no it was 6 condoms... so 12 minuts of Moroccan meat. yeah since we had no condoms... he had a mornin BJ... and that takes maybe 45 seconds. ... sad but true. Its hard to find NON lube condoms. .. and when you do it is a little 3 pack
If sex only took 2 min and BJs only took 45 seconds, I could retain my frigidness and still please my man. My everyday life would be happier because he would be nice to me. You are lucky.
I didn't know I was the perfect lover at 18. Bigmama, I guess it's your own fault for being so damn sexy that your Arab can't hang on any longer. Being hot can be a curse. God, don't I know it.
naaa it aint my sexiness... or skills. I know this lady - who is now a meth head that I pay to do odd jobs... anyway she worked with the Arab before I knew him... they were both techs at this nasty lil clinic... anyway one night they went out with the other staff and had a few drinks and they made out - just kissing... and he came in his pants. She is now a 42 year old ... but looks like she is 52... and she looks like Jackie from Rosanne. just cracked out... so I know it aint my sexiness. cause honey - there is not one sexy thang on this body. except maybe my sexy c-section scar... I know how c- section scars and saggy boobs get a guy's motor going... not to mention a belly that looks pregnant.
Glad I don't have kids cause there is no telling what sort of shit I'd likely get into. You know these days they would take something like that and blow it entirely out of proportion.
I know... I have already pictured the news report.. however, today school was called off... WHY you ask.. because we might get an inch of snow at 1pm.
