Last night I was at a family get together... like aunts and uncles and junk and everyone was eating and I wasn't and everyone was making me feel weird about it so I decide to get a cheese salad sandwich. I am always leary about eating unless I have seen them prepared, but anyway, I take a bite and it tastes horrible and I open it and it's pink. I fucking ate HAM SALAD. I have been a vegetarian for 17 years! I got all freaked out and went home to try to puke and couldn't... I was sniffing vinegar and retching but no vomit. Luckily, it didn't seem to affect my intestines much... who can really tell with Crohn's anyway. I feel guilty but I know it was an accident. The shitty thing was, if I were going to take a bite of a meat, it could have at least been something good like a slim jim or something but ham salad... yuck. Who eats that shit?
I have never even seen ham salad... nor did I know it existed. gross. seems like something my mom would eat... gross , what is mixed with it , I pictured ham, mayo, and celery
It had red and green shit in it. I know cheese salad is pretty much pimento spread which I like and it's like cheese, relish and pimento. Maybe hamsalad is the same. Now I gotta go look up the ingredients. Gay, my cut and paste didn't work out right, but yeah, pretty much what you think it's made with. Blah
