One wish thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Homewrecker, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    I wish for my fingers to not be adjoined.
     
  2. BIGMAMA

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    I wish for unlimited wishes
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Can you do that?
     
  4. Cheezedawg

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    Yes.... but then life ends for you pretty much.

    You see... in order to have "unlimited" wishes.... the wishmaster could only send you in back in time to right before you made the wish for "unlimited wishes". Thus, you would be caught in a neverending time-loop.... never able to change the present or move forward into the future.

    Very bad choice for a wish.
     
  5. Schmed

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    I wish from this point forward that everything I wish for comes to pass in the the present space time continuum .



    Cheese??? Can I get a ruling?
     
  6. Joeslogic

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    Ah yes the continuity clause a stroke of genius maybe.
     
  7. Cheezedawg

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    Clever, but being that the present is constanty changing and moving forward, you would more than likely kill yourself with the first wish after the initial wish. For instance, If you wished for a dollar to appear in your hand... that dollar would appear an infinite number of times as time marched on. Therefore, before you made it to one second, you would have filled the entire universe with dollars.

    Although, when enough dollars had appeared to crush both of your hands beneath their massive weight, the wish would become impossible to grant. Therefore causing a rift in the space time continuum.

    When the immovable object meets an irresistable force, they either cancel each other out or destroy existence.
     
  8. Cheezedawg

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    This reminds me of a good joke.

    A man happens to come across a mysterious lamp and rubs it. A djinn pops out and offers the man three wishes. "But I must warn you", then djinn said, "Whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get two-fold. So the man thinks a moment and says "Djinn, I wish I had 10 million dollars." The djinn replies "Your bank account now has a balance of 10 million dollars. But your ex-wife's account now has 20 million dollars." The man then says "Djinn, I wish I was twice as good looking." The djinn waves his hand and says "There! You are now twice as attractive! But remember, your ex-wife is now four times as attractive!" The man think for a moment and makes his third wish.

    "Djinn, I wish you would beat me HALF to death."
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    Such a tangled web we weave

    But if it were the same dollar and the same dollar could not exist in two places at the same time. Then this would solve that problem. However! Since that same dollar could only exist in your hand it would essentially be a worthless or worse yet it would be a nuisance. You have to take the dollar out of your hand to spend it. :cool:
     
  10. Schmed

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    Well damnit, just give me one copy of every comic that ever existed in mint condition. And throw in a place to store them as well.
     
  11. Cheezedawg

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    You gotta be more careful than that when dealing with such dangerous wishes. You might end up receiving the comic books through inheritence when all of your closest friends and family suddenly drop dead! Or the place they are stored might be an underwater cave or a volcano. Neither place would be good for comics.
     
  12. Schmed

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    You just shut the fuck up and give em to me Dawg!
     
  13. BIGMAMA

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    Ok I want to receive 7 wishes a week. one wish a day... Im sure if it was slow day, I use one to take a dump on a few famous faces.
     
  14. Homewrecker

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    I wish Cheeze would shut up.

    Since this thread is hypothetical, I can wish infinity.
     

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