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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fugly, Dec 10, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    yeah, charge em, since when have any of the cheap asses in here ever paid for anything in their life? only when they have to.. the other day i stopped and gave a guy some of my change cos he looked like he needed. now, imagaine martin in that position.. it doesnt really look good does it? do you stop to give some change, nah, you'll keep walking, its the way you are. a bunch of fucking misers!, so when i get the chance, you can have my 1 buck, hell i may even make it up to 10, thats 10 whole bucks for the privilage of meeting some fine people, and having a few laughs... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    fugly put a link to an amazon.com donation scheme... it was purely voluntary, and was a few months before the membership scheme was started up....

    only 2 people (i think) donated anything... i was one of them.... i donated $20 to fugly when nobody else gave a shit... because i love this site... and i expected nothing in return... except for more of the same free quality entertainment....

    of course martin showed his gratitude when the membership scheme was started up by giving me a membership....
     
  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    the other day i stopped and gave a guy some of my change cos he looked like he needed. -so when i get the chance, you can have my 1 buck, hell i may even make it up to 10, thats 10 whole bucks for the privilage of meeting some fine people, and having a few laughs... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sooooo, you consider bums "fine people"? I hope you have a good Jew working for your new business so you don't go flat broke, er, bloke.
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I thought her dog being killed was funny...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i will be laughing when you are getting treatment for your bleeding hemroids, fat ass.
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    I only joined so I could post. So where the fuck is my free porn? And why can't I edit my own posts? There is a button for it, yet I am not allowed. All I want to correct is my stupid grammatical errors anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    we used to be able to edit our own posts, but Martin disabled it, i believe.

    and the porn is for paid members...
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:


    eat my asshole, RAT
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    Sure come on over...
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i will be laughing when you are getting treatment for your bleeding hemroids, fat ass.
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    Hemerhoids? what are you babbling on about spic? Bte how is rojo? still dead?
     
  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    Sure come on over...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    do i get a free pipe too?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Now that would have to be fucking hot! You know how high the melting point for pyrex is? B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    2315 degrees ferinheight(sp?) I know how hot it is... I melt pyrex everyday... Remember kids, soft glas melts at around 900 degrees F. Steel melts at approx 700 degrees F. working with pyrex is enerygy draining...

    If you wear a kit mask I would vomit. I wonder if her pussy smells like fajitas? Most spics have a taco bellish odor about there privates...
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I wonder if her pussy smells like fajitas? Most spics have a taco bellish odor about there privates...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    *looks down at lap*

    taco bell isnt real mexican food. its just an american imitation. if u want to eat mexican then go to a real mexican restaurant like Jalisco or Lina's or Los Amigo's...i dont think they have stuff like that up north, though.

    Lomo knows what i am talking about.
     
  10. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Most bungholes smell like cumin. That's a fact! ~rat scurries off to her nest...~

     
  11. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    While in college, I worked at Taco bell for about two weeks, and that was all I could handle (really, REALLY STUPID niggers ran the place....).

    A couple of factoids about Taco Bell; all of their ground beef comes in sealed plastic bags, which you have to boil to cook; their refried beans are in powder form, in which you have to add hot water to reconstitute...shit, what else..Oh yeah: Niggers who work in fast food never wash their hands. I saw this firsthand (no pun intended). They would sneeze in their hands, come out of the bathroom, even fondle each other in the back office, and then come right out and start putting bean burritos together without going near the sink.

    Remember this the next time you order there, folks.
     
  12. Boudreaux

    Boudreaux New Member

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    Aiyeee! i be a new member here, and i shor do likes da place! Yalls as crazy as a brood o stahrved snakes in a rabbit hole. i thinks i be fittin rite in!
     
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Boudreaux:
    Aiyeee! i be a new member here, and i shor do likes da place! Yalls as crazy as a brood o stahrved snakes in a rabbit hole. i thinks i be fittin rite in!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    well there's a new member...
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Lomo knows what i am talking about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You ain't kiddin' - another thing... you should really try the Mexican food in Maine... it's spectacular.

     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    You ain't kiddin' - another thing... you should really try the Mexican food in Maine... it's spectacular.

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    Maine??? as in the other state???
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Well, yeah, that's a load of horse shit... yeah, you can't really get good Mexican food anywhere else, it's like the farther North you go, the worse it gets...

    Something else I found quite disheartening, it seems that chicken fried steak is for the most part a true Texan delicacy... you won't really find people that know how to make the shit many other places... it's quite sad, actually, as it's pretty fucking hard to fuck up C.F.S.
     
  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Well, yeah, that's a load of horse shit... yeah, you can't really get good Mexican food anywhere else, it's like the farther North you go, the worse it gets...
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    No shit! i ate at a mexican restaurant in Missouri - it was all bland.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>
    Something else I found quite disheartening, it seems that chicken fried steak is for the most part a true Texan delicacy... you won't really find people that know how to make the shit many other places... it's quite sad, actually, as it's pretty fucking hard to fuck up C.F.S.
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    yes, very true... sad i hate where i live, but at the same time, i like the food it has
     
  18. Guest

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    i do believe i'm one of the lucky 200 and have been making posts, but if you had charged me a dollar, my cheap ass would probably not have signed up. Although, this board is cool as hell the one thing that keeps me from coming back as often as I might is the 18 billion pop-up ads. Ok, just 3 and I don't blame you as far as money goes. over and out...

     
  19. Guest

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    speaking of really nasty, fucked up people working at Taco Bell, this guy in my hometown was caught on a security camera taking a piss in the big vat of beef... that place was really trashy anyhow, but i guess that's why their food is so damn cheap.

     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by skeeter:
    at Taco Bell, this guy in my hometown was caught on a security camera taking a piss in the big vat of beef... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    again, where is that puking smiley? Martin needs a puking annoying graemlin...

    i like Taco Bell, well, the one in my town, at least - college students almost always get hired, its quick, affordable, and the one here is clean. i always go for 2 chalupas and a gatorade
     

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