snow rant

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    ok so we have a lot of ice and snow... well not a lot - but a lot for us. ANYWAY ... I got stuck going up a hill... put it in 1st ... tried and tried.. slid back was stuck sideways.. for like 20 min. someone came and pushed me... slid down the hill sideways. got on the road forgot to take it out of 1st... for like 3 miles... was goin slow. now I think I fucked up my transmission . ugg I hate ice. anyway now I am stuck at my house now.

    I could never live in a snowy place ... I realized today I am a typical Georgia girl that will always be scared of snow.
    I came to my house for the dogs ..and the kids are at the arabs house... .
    The dog's water is frozen and even though I let the sink drip- my pipes are frozen .. so I pulled the kiddie pool full of ice in the house so it will melt and the dogs will have water... put it on the floor vent . I have nothing to drink but milk... so I am farting up a storm. I do have a big bottle of water but use that for brushing teeth - cat water - and buthole cleaning since I have no TP or paper towels... or baby wipes.. and no water...and I have the squirts- Thank god I am a hoarder and have a bag of unmatched socks

    this sucks - and I think I am 5 minutes from starting my period... and I have no tampons... so I guess I will have sock taco. my trash can will be full of shity and bloody socks
     
  2. chumwad84

    chumwad84 New Member

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    Nevermind. Just hop in a cab and get to the nearest January sales to treat yourself to a nice, new outfit.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I've driven 45 mph in 2. Couldn't figure out why the car was lagging... didn't hurt anything.

    I've had to drip the water for weeks. They have frozen dripping but so far, so good. I started dripping one faucet only cold and another only hot.

    Snow sucks. My dogs won't stop eating snowy frozen turds. Then they come around me with shit breath and burp farts in my face.
     
  4. Scully

    Scully New Member

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    Sunny and 50 here fuckers
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    It was nice today. Never thought 37 degrees would feel so nice.
     

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