I had sex... (and some of it was illegal) And Ed is a liar. I was gonna keep my mouth shut... err fingers still... But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets. Especially when people lie... I hate that. Now I already wrote an essay on this... but it didnt seem to post so i may just have missed it... or it was too long or someother shit like that.... here we go... He told me not to let anyone know we knew each other.. but I didn't do that too well... So he said pretend we dont like each other... He takes this shit too seriousely... like when I first started he tried to get Nursey to take it easy on me... I was quite resentful of that as he made me look like a tit... where as i was doing a fine job on my own... He told me he LOVED me and has done a few times... I dont love him and only said it to him once when I mistook his box for my other halfs... that was quickly rectified though... mainly by me saying 'shit shit shit. sorry wrong box!' Now Im not being a bitch... I still like Ed. and all this shit has been blown otta proportion and reminds me of year 7 Dramas but I dont like liars and although kits a tit... I dont want him worming his way back with shitey Emails... lieing about wether he told me he loved me coz he did.... anyway... I think he may be haveing a break down so ease up on him.... I AM haveing sex so nothing can get me pissed off...
I was gonna keep my mouth shut... "...But then I decided a few more kicks at the dead horse couldn't hurt, so I started a new thread about it!" But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets. We certainly do now, thank you. ...all this shit has been blown outta proportion... I think he may be having a break down so ease up on him {The obligatory disclaimer after having blown it up further and borne down even harder}
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: I was gonna keep my mouth shut... "...But then I decided a few more kicks at the dead horse couldn't hurt, so I started a new thread about it!" But as you know I am shit at keeping secrets. We certainly do now, thank you. ...all this shit has been blown outta proportion... I think he may be having a break down so ease up on him {The obligatory disclaimer after having blown it up further and borne down even harder} <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah well.. it started out as a thread about me finally getting laid since August but then I realised I had been travelling and missed it wheb it got to two hundred and something.... ?!? Ya know... I wanted to say it earlier but there was no way I could coz I was flying... blah blah blah... There
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Yeah well.. it started out as a thread about me finally getting laid since August but then I realised I had been travelling and missed it wheb it got to two hundred and something....!?!? Ya know... I wanted to say it earlier but there was no way I could coz I was flying... blah blah blah... There <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that didn't make any sense at all... hopefully you got the general idea...? Basically... I got laid I missed the 'world' shit getting up to about a million pages... Coz I was on a plane... and yes, thanks for asking I got here (NY if ya didnt remember) O.k I didnt get on a dodgy plane or anything... Oh and when I was driving through the industrial workers mecca, NJ... I kept my eyes open for smoke or stuff but I couldn't remeber where the towers stood in relation to where I was... I obviousely couldn't see them Then I f-ing got suckered on by all the black hobos wanting money... So I hid in Roy Rogers at Penn Station... Damn dirty fuckers Anyway... I had sex... and I almost had sex on the train but there were to many people around... Yep I had sex... And I am gonna have more... and the only reason I am telling you is coz my best friend is not connected to the net and phone calls cost too much from here... And I have to tell some one (or some...lots...? ) sex...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: so who did u fuck? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My Fiance Didn't you listen to anything I said when we had that psychic chat...? Now why would I fuck you Cheesedawg? I don't even know you... And I only drove through NJ to get to Penn Station... Something I try not to do too often. But ya know... it's necessary an' all init...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: My Fiance Didn't you listen to anything I said when we had that psychic chat...? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what psychic chat? i thought you were gonna fuck ed so you're fucking your fiance and ed??? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote b/c cheese is a stud
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ManFromMars: I don't care about your sad problems. Go away and leave us alone, silly person.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and you aren't???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: b/c cheese is a stud <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Word!
well done wank for finally getting those crusty bits picked off and the cob webs blown away. Hope it all went well for you and as for <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote what did you do get an animal to join in....maybe his dog,cat or horse????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: NJ is very close to where I live..... but it wasn't me. I swear.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NJ is even closer to me than Cheeze....Oh shit. What the hell have I done????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Now why would I fuck you Cheesedawg? I don't even know you... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...but you fucked Disorder,or so you say!?!! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: ... but I dont like liars...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll refresh your memory...'he was shit,was over quickly,and then didn't attempt sex again for the rest of the day.'
YoMamazAGreasyMoFo: NJ is even closer to me than Cheeze....Oh shit. What the hell have I done???? [/QUOTE] hmmm... maybe lied about your age - <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: I had sex... (and some of it was illegal) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> there's the reason. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: I'll refresh your memory...'he was shit,was over quickly,and then didn't attempt sex again for the rest of the day.'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMAO 3-pump hump
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Some got it....some don't.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ughhh,Cheezedawg!!! I hope for your sake that the 'some' was the 'potato-only-fed-ancestors'-one,on the left!!!!!
Wank i just thought...u have gone all the way to america to get shagged by a bloke you haven't seen for ages but you have still found time to post on here about it why are you typing when u should be shagging??
