Worse thing done when pissed

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  1. Mr skidmarks

    Mr skidmarks New Member

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    what can i say, he offered me some candy...
     
    Mr skidmarks, Dec 8, 2001
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    i once let the reverend bitchslap burn my nipple with a cigarette...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And this focker to this day won't stop bitchin' about it...

    *Note to the court*: - He begged me to do it!
     
    Lomotil, Dec 8, 2001
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  3. Mr skidmarks

    Mr skidmarks New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    And this focker to this day won't stop bitchin' about it...

    *Note to the court*: - He begged me to do it!    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    hey it was better than passing out in the rain in your driveway again
     
    Mr skidmarks, Dec 9, 2001
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  4. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    hey it was better than passing out in the rain in your driveway again <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Remind me to thank Matt for leaving you out there next time I see 'im...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 9, 2001
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  5. kitana

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    lomo: u know skidmarks personally?
     
    kitana, Dec 9, 2001
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  6. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    lomo: u know skidmarks personally?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What makes you say that?
     
    Lomotil, Dec 9, 2001
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  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Remind me to thank Matt for leaving you out there next time I see 'im... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    b/c of that
     
    kitana, Dec 9, 2001
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  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    b/c of that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
    Lomotil, Dec 9, 2001
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  9. Mr skidmarks

    Mr skidmarks New Member

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    the rev is my bitch!
     
    Mr skidmarks, Dec 12, 2001
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  10. Cola di Rienza

    Cola di Rienza New Member

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    One time I was playing this online RPG game called EverQuest. I had just spent 3 hours trying to get to a certain area of the game world. When I got there, I got my shit beat down to a pulp. I had knocked back quite a few drinks (normally don't drink) and got really pissed. First thing I did was throw a brand new stick of deoderant against the wall and of course that shit went everywhere. I did the same with my tv remote. After that, I pounded my fist into my door until my hand started bleeding. It knocked the door pretty good. Since I didn't want the landlords to see it and I had a spare door in the attic, I thought I'd be a smooth ass and change doors. Haha nobody would know. Anyway, I'm taking the doorknob off my cracked door but I can't get a good grip on the screws so I close the door. When the screws came out the door was locked and the doorknob fell out, half on my side of the door, half on the other side. I was trapped. I had broken my phone not too long before so I couldn't call anyone to get me out. I only live on the second story, but I couldn't jump out w/out breaking at least one bone. To make a long story shorter, I ended up having to bash my way through the door with the butt of my rifle. Whats funny is that I was going to change this door because of a 2 inch fist crack, and I ended up making a hole big enough for Mr. T to fit through and ruining the door. Later, I passed out in the bathtub and woke up hours later looking more wrinkled than my grandmother.
     
    Cola di Rienza, Dec 12, 2001
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  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    the rev is my bitch!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Lomo: r u gonna take that?
     
    kitana, Dec 12, 2001
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  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cola di Rienza:
    I passed out in the bathtub and woke up hours later looking more wrinkled than my grandmother.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and u didnt drown? darn...

     
    kitana, Dec 12, 2001
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  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
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    jesus christ would you look at that untrimmed bush!!!
     
    pimpchichi, Dec 12, 2001
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  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks:
    the rev is my bitch!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Only when you pay me for my services, where my money, foo?!?
     
    Lomotil, Dec 12, 2001
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  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Lomo: r u gonna take that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kit: r u gonna STFU?
     
    Lomotil, Dec 12, 2001
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  16. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    jesus christ would you look at that untrimmed bush!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Reminds me of some Asian wimmen I used to shag...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 12, 2001
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  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Kit: r u gonna STFU?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no
     
    kitana, Dec 12, 2001
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  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Reminds me of some Asian wimmen I used to shag... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Aha! you are revealing your list of fucks!

    Nauseous! u need to see this - i told u, he's a carrier!
     
    kitana, Dec 12, 2001
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  19. Cola di Rienza

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    Kitana, no drowning for Cola. My bathtub drain plug thing is worn out and leaks water. Plus, I have one of those ultra nifty bathtub pillow thingys

    My tub's kinda small anyway. It's hard enough to submerge when you want to
     
    Cola di Rienza, Dec 12, 2001
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  20. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    Aha! you are revealing your list of fucks!

    Nauseous! u need to see this - i told u, he's a carrier!    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    That was a joke! um... yeah! *grumble, grumble, no edit button, grumble*

    Honestly, though... I've never been with a gook... I just assumed they'd break in half during sex. (Taking into account the average Asian penis size, of course - I just thought they weren't equipped to handle normal folk... )
     
    Lomotil, Dec 12, 2001
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