<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks: i once let the reverend bitchslap burn my nipple with a cigarette...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And this focker to this day won't stop bitchin' about it... *Note to the court*: - He begged me to do it!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: And this focker to this day won't stop bitchin' about it... *Note to the court*: - He begged me to do it!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hey it was better than passing out in the rain in your driveway again
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks: hey it was better than passing out in the rain in your driveway again <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Remind me to thank Matt for leaving you out there next time I see 'im...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: lomo: u know skidmarks personally?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What makes you say that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Remind me to thank Matt for leaving you out there next time I see 'im... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> b/c of that
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: b/c of that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
One time I was playing this online RPG game called EverQuest. I had just spent 3 hours trying to get to a certain area of the game world. When I got there, I got my shit beat down to a pulp. I had knocked back quite a few drinks (normally don't drink) and got really pissed. First thing I did was throw a brand new stick of deoderant against the wall and of course that shit went everywhere. I did the same with my tv remote. After that, I pounded my fist into my door until my hand started bleeding. It knocked the door pretty good. Since I didn't want the landlords to see it and I had a spare door in the attic, I thought I'd be a smooth ass and change doors. Haha nobody would know. Anyway, I'm taking the doorknob off my cracked door but I can't get a good grip on the screws so I close the door. When the screws came out the door was locked and the doorknob fell out, half on my side of the door, half on the other side. I was trapped. I had broken my phone not too long before so I couldn't call anyone to get me out. I only live on the second story, but I couldn't jump out w/out breaking at least one bone. To make a long story shorter, I ended up having to bash my way through the door with the butt of my rifle. Whats funny is that I was going to change this door because of a 2 inch fist crack, and I ended up making a hole big enough for Mr. T to fit through and ruining the door. Later, I passed out in the bathtub and woke up hours later looking more wrinkled than my grandmother.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks: the rev is my bitch!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lomo: r u gonna take that?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cola di Rienza: I passed out in the bathtub and woke up hours later looking more wrinkled than my grandmother.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and u didnt drown? darn...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> jesus christ would you look at that untrimmed bush!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr Skidmarks: the rev is my bitch!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only when you pay me for my services, where my money, foo?!?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: Lomo: r u gonna take that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kit: r u gonna STFU?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp: jesus christ would you look at that untrimmed bush!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Reminds me of some Asian wimmen I used to shag...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Kit: r u gonna STFU?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Reminds me of some Asian wimmen I used to shag... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aha! you are revealing your list of fucks! Nauseous! u need to see this - i told u, he's a carrier!
Kitana, no drowning for Cola. My bathtub drain plug thing is worn out and leaks water. Plus, I have one of those ultra nifty bathtub pillow thingys My tub's kinda small anyway. It's hard enough to submerge when you want to
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: Aha! you are revealing your list of fucks! Nauseous! u need to see this - i told u, he's a carrier!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was a joke! um... yeah! *grumble, grumble, no edit button, grumble* Honestly, though... I've never been with a gook... I just assumed they'd break in half during sex. (Taking into account the average Asian penis size, of course - I just thought they weren't equipped to handle normal folk... )